Oh, Shut Up, Megan Fox.

Jezebel celebrates Megan Fox in a list of quotes. I wanted to slap a bitch by the end of it. Then I read the sploogy commentary and realised there was a lot of slapping to do.

I'm sorry. But being 23 is not an excuse for being a jibbering self-obsessed moron. There might be a sweet girl under there but she negates it with her non-stop bullshit. God, she just makes me mad. And she wonders why women don't like her!!

Oh, David Duchovny, no!

"Separate 'sexist' from 'sex.' There's a lot of discussion about sex on the show, and I think people have a knee-jerk reaction: 'Oh, my God, that's sexist!' People kind of lose their minds as soon as they hear the word or prefix 'sex.'" — David Duchovny.

"What's wrong wif being sexy?!" -- Nigel Tufnel.

HAHAHA! Oh GOD.