Oh, Shut Up, Megan Fox.

[logansrogue]

Jezebel celebrates Megan Fox in a list of quotes. I wanted to slap a bitch by the end of it. Then I read the sploogy commentary and realised there was a lot of slapping to do.

I'm sorry. But being 23 is not an excuse for being a jibbering self-obsessed moron. There might be a sweet girl under there but she negates it with her non-stop bullshit. God, she just makes me mad. And she wonders why women don't like her!!

Comments

[angriest.livejournal.com]

Oh come now. She admits herself in one of the quotes that her "personality is badass".

:D

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't mind so much but she's so boring! She's like the popular girl at school. You'd get psyched that she decided to talk to you randomly one day, but you ended up just feeling really uncomfortable and by the end of the conversation, you were wondering why people bother talking to her at all cause even though you just listened to her talk for a full ten minutes, she said ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

This happened to me once. It was really weird.

[triestine.livejournal.com]

She's like the popular girl at school. You'd get psyched that she decided to talk to you randomly one day

I always thought the 'popular kids at school' was a fiction trope because I had never encountered it in real life: not when I was a kid, and not even after I went into teaching. Is this something specific to the US perhaps?

Also,

"I'm not trying to take Cate Blanchett down."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL FOREVER

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I live in Australia. We definitely have popular girls here. But the less popular kids probably care far less about not being popular. It was never a big deal to me or my friends that we weren't seen as cool. We just laughed and shrugged our shoulders.

[triestine.livejournal.com]

Apologies! I mentally place every native English speaker in the States by default. (Which is really crappy considering I have more friends in family in Australia and NZ than anywhere else.)

[asweetdownfall.livejournal.com]

She's on the cover of Entertainment Weekly? *headdesk* Seriously, EW? SERIOUSLY?

Conclusion: She should STFU and STFD. :|

[angriest.livejournal.com]

Well to be fair to Entertainment Weekly she is the star of the week's highest profile feature film, and it makes a lot of sense to put her on the cover.

[asweetdownfall.livejournal.com]

I suppose..but Shia would have been a much better choice. :3 Oh well. What's done is done.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Yeah but I'd feel weird about him pulling sexy-face like that.

[asweetdownfall.livejournal.com]

Haha I guess. I find him to be WAY sexier than Megan though. XD

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Has the next Transformer's film come out already?!

[angriest.livejournal.com]

Two weeks I think.

[fengi.livejournal.com]

No need to apologize. 23 is a grown adult - young and stupid applies to 13.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

People tend to make a lot of excuses for her over at Jezebel. I get mad.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I hate the use of that word too. She just proves her ignorance every time she opens her damned mouth.

[melalucci.livejournal.com]

OVERRATED.

Give me Hayden Panatierre, Jennifer Morrison, Lisa Edelstein, Kara DioGuardi, even Paula Abdul, Evangeline Lilly, Elizabeth Mitchell, Reese Witherspoon, Sandra Bullock, Ginnifer Goodwin, Jennifer Aniston, Katherine Heigl, Ellen Pompeo, Sandra Oh, Sara Ramirez, Jessica Capshaw, Maggie Lawson...you get the picture. THOSE are hot, intelligent young actresses/female celebs.

Heck, I like Miley Cyrus better than Megan Fox!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Hayden won my heart when she tried to save those damned dolphins. That was just utterly amazing. I like your list - a lot of my favourite actresses on there.

Megan is banking on her looks and I just don't dig superficiality. I like a woman of substance.

[melalucci.livejournal.com]

Glad we have some ladies in common! I'm sure there are more I like, but my brain is ready to shut down for the night.

I love your feminist/pro-smart-woman posts and views. So refreshing. :)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'm glad! Sometimes I wonder if I just come off as incredibly whiny!

[secrets-n-lies.livejournal.com]

i have to say, i utterly LOVE megan fox *grin*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

If she gets you going, she gets you going! :)

[secrets-n-lies.livejournal.com]

but it's not only that, i love what comes out of her mouth. i don't think she's dumb at all, or lacks intergrity in any way. i think she is the victim of selective editing a lot of the time in articles and so-called "interviews".

[boomstick.livejournal.com]

I didn't always hate this chick. Then she started speaking. With every interview I get angrier and angrier. If she calls herself crazy one more time I will definitely try to track her down and invite her to spend a week with my bipolar friend sans medication. Yeah Megan. Being crazy is soooo cool and edgy, tee hee!

Stupid bitch.

You should've seen the shit-storm at ONTD yesterday:

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/36120475.html

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I hate it when people call someone a whore cause it's inherently misogynistic, but damn if I didn't laugh at that "Yes but... is she a whore?" graphic!!!

That said, if I read how impressed someone is with her honesty one more time, I'll fucking punch a cunt. It's like someone being honest about being a complete asshole. "Yeah, I'm a total jerk, but people don't like be cause they hate themselves." Yeah, I don't think so.

[boomstick.livejournal.com]

Or "But she's just being sarcastic!!1!"

That's as annoying as people who say "no offense" and then go on to say something horribly offensive...as if saying "no offense" automatically negates the offensiveness!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Most of the people that like her are too fucking stupid to understand why she's so offensive. They are just dumb-fuck thick and do. not. get. it. And you could explain it to them, but they're not listening so it's a waste of time. They just want to continue blowing their load over this dumb bitch. They're just like Megan in a way. The only reason why anyone would be negative about the woman in their minds is because everyone is sad about being deficient in some way. It never occurs to them that there are plenty of people that are perfectly at home in their bodies, as imperfect as they are, and actually prefer the development of a sound and sparkling mind.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Oh, and:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v

[boomstick.livejournal.com]

The URL contained a malformed video ID.

:(

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/36120475.html?thread

[im-an-aaangel.livejournal.com]

I used to love her till I read all the stuff she says. She doesn't have a "badass personality", she's just trying to be edgy and shocking, when she's really just disgusting and ignorant..

And that's my two cents. :D