I've fallen to the communists!

Dear Uterus,

FINALLY. J F Christ, what the hell TOOK YOU so long? You were supposed to start making my life a living hell last Thursday. The least you could do, you contemptuous sack of pain, is at least inconvenience me ON TIME.

Okay okay, I'm being unfair. It's the hormones. They're fucking with you, and without the right hormones, you can't do the red magic. You could at least, I don't know, stave off cramping and being generally ouchy until you start bleeding? Or is that an impossibility? Is five days of excruciating pain just your way of saying, "I haven't forgotten our appointment, I'm just working up to it!"?

Yours,
Nancy.
PS. OW! OW OW!

I'm tired and I'm sore and I feel like writing fic.

I've been watching episodes of the Fourth Doctor with Romana, and I kinda wish she'd turn up in the new episodes. I know it's crazy, but if the Master can make it out of the Time War, why not her? She's as brilliant as the Doctor, if not even more brilliant, why couldn't she make it out? I know, it's supposed to be all tragic that he's the last of his kind, blah blah blah. Thing is, they never had that in the old episodes and I kinda liked it that way. It was great having the Doctor continually snub his nose at his folks back home. Now he waxes poetic and it's kind of jarring. Just once I'd like to hear him rag on those bastards like he used to.

I sometimes ponder an updated Romana, or an updated K-9. I just love K-9. I love the dynamic between him and the Doctor. It's corny but it's fucking adorable. Mostly it works because Tom Baker is so delightfully batshit that he makes it work. You believe that dog capable of anything when Four matter of factly sends the little fucker off for something.

But I'm tired and I'm sore so what will probably happen is that I'll take my glasses off, play animal crossing on my DS and fall asleep for a few hours. Wii has not replaced the DS's compactness. No indeed.

Animal Crossing: City Folk on Wii

Anyone on my friends list play this game? Anyone want to visit my town, or vice versa? Do some fruit trades? I don't really have anything much in the way of stuff in my town, but I have trees full of peaches. If you'd like to help me out and give me some fruit, I would be ever so grateful!! I'm finding it really hard to get some money going cause I don't have the varying fruit trees and I am also pissed cause I don't have a slingshot, and fucking Nook refuses to stock it. Or upgrade his fucking shanty of a shop!! LOL!