Damn it, Nintendo!

So I'm playing "Animal Crossing: City Folk" on my borrowed Wii, right? And every time my little female character takes a bus into the city, the creepy fucking bus driver comes onto me. Look, I know that you're just trying to be cute and all, but I play Animal Crossing to forget about the world outside and have an innocent time of things. Except every time I jump on that bus, I'm come onto and Nintendo's idea of being a successful girl/woman is foisted onto me. I've also been the recipient of unwanted attention enough that I don't find it quaint or funny. I find it uncomfortable and ANNOYING. Sometimes I just want to be regarded as another human being, damn it.

I am really pre-menstrual, damn it.