I draw on myself with metallic gel pens and write goofy romance fics.

I have a new psych, and she's really cool. She is very interested in my childhood, though, and wants Mum and I to do this questionaire and to see my school reports, and if they are - something, I don't know - then she wants me to go get isotopes shot into my blood and have my brain blood-flow scanned. Concentrating and at rest. I'm kinda freaked out about it, though. I hope I'm not ar-tarded.

I'm so proud of my niece Emmy. She's been writing a lot lately, and she's already done her first complete story. 28 chapters. It's a really interesting concept and, other than the usual mistakes a fourteen year old will make when writing (grammar, punctuation, needless details in some scenes, teenage preoccupations) it's a pretty solid story set in an interesting place (Busselton here in WA). I'm reading her story and giving it the once over with editing to help her improve. There were some really brilliant lines in it that I would never have thought of at her age, ("You are my ocean") and I gushed at her today on the phone. Seriously, I have awesome nieces and nephews. Great kids all. I can't wait to have my own kid one day and add to their number.

I bought more nail polish. Dry blood colour. Dark and sexy. :D

FUCK. FUCK IT ALL. FUCK.

I REALLY wanted to watch the Bob Fosse musical biopic tonight, but my digital tv reception on Mum's computer wasn't working. The Bill was. ON THREE CHANNELS.

But Mum and Dad watched the Bill on their TV, because it's fucking CRIME TV.

I HATE CRIME TV. I HATE IT. I NEVER WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN.

I WANT TO WATCH FAGS AND ADULTERERS DANCE TO RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME MUSIC, GOD-FUCKING DAMN IT.

ARRGH.

In other news, I'm hormonal.

ETA: I should be clear. I'm just tired of Crime TV. I don't mind that Mum and Dad watch what they want on a TV they paid for. I clearly need to get my own digital TV for my room or something. *nods* Just a small one.

I just hate missing out on a really good movie like that. But I'm not missing out entirely - I ordered it from JB Hi-Fi. *nods*

Sorry Mum. I know I'm a bitch.

Gabrielle/Joxer is the New Subtext.

Don't believe me?

"Joxer! Lay still or I'll restrain you!" -- Gabrielle.

"It's my fault. I should have hog-tied him when he asked me to." -- Gabrielle.

That's just in this episode. Muahahaha.