Nil by mouth?

I am going in for my general anaesthetic and installation of Mirena in under two hours. I can't eat, Mum reckons. Even though the people there never told me to stop eating. Maybe they might give me jelly when I get there. I am STARVING.

Bugger fuck. She says absolutely nothing. I AM SO FUCKING HUNGRY. I just want to devour food. Yummy yummy food. There's cake. And burgers. I can smell the burgers - I just heated them up before remembering I can't eat. :,,,-( NO FAIR.

Can't I even have a lollipop? I want a lollipop! *frets*

Off I go.

Okay folks, I'm off to get this darned IUD put in. Wish me luck!

W00t.

Am back. Feel woozy. Was sore after waking up but I seem to be okay now - touch wood!

So far - feeling good. Let's hope it lasts.