It's Peanut-Butter and Screen-cap time!

I wanted to show you motherfuckas two things:

1. A screenshot of a stupid joke thing I did in Animal Crossing: WW for DS
2. I'm pasting as a screenshot a half-written post about my boyfriend that, as much as I love him, I can't be fagged typing out again.

So here goes:

( Fun with Terms of Endearment... )

You know you're obsessed with a game when...

... you end up making icons about it.

Fuck you, Tom Nook!

Fuck you, you big-balled furry bastard. I have two little characters here, overLOADED with fish to sell, and you're busy upgrading the fucking shop. WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT? WHY HAVE A WHOLE DAY GONE? What the FUCK WERE THE GAME WRITERS THINKING!?

Fuck them. I'm going to play Cooking Mama.

I reckon there's a lot I could learn from my old cat.

Just now, my cat had a turn. She couldn't walk straight for some strange reason - there was something wrong with her back end. I freaked out. Mum was calm. After a minute of resting, Melma got up and was fine.

SHE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I'm taking her to the vet anyway just to make sure she's all right, but holy SHIT. She just refuses to be old and decrepid, that cat. She's a fighter. It's kind of magnificent, really.

I'm still worried about her, though. She's such a special cat.

You know you've been doing too much Nintendo shit when...

I was reading the first page of the Quran and there was a line (something like) "And man was further given a Will..."

And I *swear* I thought it said "Wii". I had to double take and read it again. I have to stop gaming, man.

That said - first two pages of the Quran are hauntingly beautiful. I'll have to read the whole thing, it's incredibly fascinating. I have the feeling when I hold this book that I have in my hands something incredibly special. I'm sure I'll get to the bits that piss me off soon. I usually do when I read this sort of thing. The Bible has moments where I just have to stop, close my eyes and meditate on the pure and shaking truth in the words. And there are other times where I want to say "FUCK YOU, ST PETER!" Which, yeah, probably isn't such a wise thing to say to the guy that is like, Jesus' best boo. But whatever, he was always jealous that Mary was so close to Jesus. Fag.

(I am so going to hell).