Mum cracks my shit up...

[All of us looking at a photo of Me and Tina]

Helen: [remarking on Tina to Mum] Why couldn't you make us all that pretty?
Mum: I was working in the dark, darl, sorry!

Fuck. NO.

If this is true, I am going to be SERIOUISLY PISSED OFF.

I hate the man's face with the fury and rage of a thousand fiery suns.

I'm in a raging bitch of a mood.

Seriously. Just SUCH a bad fucking mood. Everything is making me angry at the moment. Every. Little. Thing. I feel like I'm going fucking insane.

It's a few days till my period, so that's probably it. I just have no patience for people today, it's awful. Absolutely awful.