My Dad is way awesome.

He's very proud of his new lino floor that he's put down.

"Look at that! I've got skills!"

Bless his sandals. (He doesn't wear socks, too hot for that shit here).

"They just cut in a line. I cut along the pattern, see?"

"Is THAT how you did it?" I cry. "That's awesome."

"I'm inno-VAY-tive."