God-damn download limit!

I want to download the full series of The Mysterious Cities of Gold but we have a download limit with iiNet - 40 gig a month. This means I have to make allowances for things - like new Doctor Who eps, which I need about two gig a month for. That's to say nothing of the gigs this family chews through by watching Youtube.

Anyway. So it's up in six parts. I can do one part a month. That means it'd take me SIX MONTHS to download the whole series!

FUUUUUUUUUUCK! *kicks something*

I hate iiNet sometimes.

I am a GODDESS of Chocolate Sauce!

I just made the BEST fucking chocolate sauce ever. And it was fucking easy too! Hot mud cake and ice cream tiiiime!

ETA: Oh my GOD. My own mud cake and my own hot choc sauce with ice cream. Fuck. Fuck. That was good. That was soooo good. I feel better than I have after some bouts of SEX! *happy glow* There are sex toys that haven't made me feel this good! God bless cocoa! God bless dairy products, fat and the rushy goodness of SUGAR! :D By the way - you think 1:30am is an odd time for desert? *giggle-snort*

My favourite Youtube clip

This? For me, this *never* gets old.

The only post I'll make about Paris.

You know, I was reading an article about Paris Hilton going back to jail on ONTD. I don't really care about celebrity bullshit but I think there's an underlying issue here that people seem to be missing. She wasn't in trouble for having drugs on her person and harming herself - she was in trouble for flouting a punishment for a DUI - (drinking under the influence). The judge in charge of the case knows very well that this isn't time for a slap on the wrist. Every dumbass bitch that relates to Hilton will see the shit she's going through for that DUI and they'll know - it's serious. Baca is baka! Sure, it might be a 'minor' offense this time - by the grace of GOD!

Do you know what comes to my mind when I hear about young, fuckwitted dumb sluts driving around drunk out of their minds? (Strong words - you're about to find out why).

The sound of terror and upset in my mother's voice when she got the phone call about Lisa. My sister Lisa in hospital, face swollen like a fucking pumpkin because she had been in an accident - hit head-on in her car by a drunk-driver coming the other direction. Her knee split open like a fucking cake, and all the shit she had to go through to walk normally again. The mother-fucking DENT in the steering wheel of the 1970s Kingswood Holden she was driving when it happened, that dent being from where her HEAD impacted on it. The marks in the mangled door of the jaws of life - the only thing that could get her out of that fucking car. The fact that this was a 1970s Kingswood - steady, strong, SOLID car - crumpled up like a piece of tinfoil from the collision. Oh, and even today I'm reminded of it. See, my sister's face has a bit of nerve paralysis from the fact that there was a crack along her face-bones and a nerve was pinched as a result. So her smile is sort of wonky compared to how it used to be. She was self-conscious about that for ages.

Paris was quoted as saying:

"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton

You know what's not right? The fact that she risked the lives of OTHER people due to her stupidity, and the selfish belief that she shouldn't have to pay for that crime.

I nearly lost my sister cause of the 'minor' offense of drunk driving. If she had have died, I would not have her, or my nieces for that matter. I wouldn't wish the pain and heartbreak even a non-fatal crash brings on my worst enemies. It happened when I was eleven and it still fucking makes me mad.

You know what I want them to do? After Paris serves her term - walk her through a ward filled with people who've been hurt because of drunk drivers. Let her SEE what damage can be done.

So, you'll understand if I'm not sorry for Paris. Not at all. I want her education on this to be thorough. Oh, and by the way?

Every time I see a 'free Paris' icon, I want to punch a bitch.