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JazzKitten channel is now open!
Nov. 30th, 2006 12:21 amAnd I have one teeeensy video up:
Nothin' exciting and I wasn't very well when I recorded it. More to come!
Nothin' exciting and I wasn't very well when I recorded it. More to come!
Nov. 30th, 2006
A heartfelt letter to Painter IX
Nov. 30th, 2006 12:32 amDearest Painter,
Our relationship was SO promising. Is there anything we can do to fix it? Things are so easy and intuitive with Photoshop. It actually *does* what I want it to. But you allure me, you're so exotic. I know that if I can just combine our powers, there would be nothing we couldn't do.
Is it my tablet? Too old? Too fucked? It IS an intuos2, I figure that would be good enough. Is it my computer? Or is it ME, Painter, is it ME that's the problem? How can I make myself better? How can we save this floundering relationship?!
We get started on something and I just get so frustrated. I can't pick the colours I want and then I get mad and try to appropriate the colour and it just. doesn't. WORK. I pick brushes and they're not consistent, they don't lay down the colour in any sort of useful way and instead of an interesting half-done painting I have DISASTER. Baby shit!
Oh, dearest painter. I know we can do it. I know we can make this work. It HAS to go two ways, though - we HAVE to give and take.
I know, I know. I'll start by reading the fucking manual. But let me tell you, bitch. I NEVER had to read the manual with Photoshop. You have a LOT to compete with in that respect. You're just TOO. FUCKING. CLUNKY!
I swear, the day Photoshop improves its brush system, you are in SERIOUS trouble. Serious.
But for now I keep coming back, addicted to you, even though our relationship is strained to these abusive lengths.
Forever yours,
Nancy.
PS - I never had to fake an orgasm with Photoshop either. Really. It new how to finish me off.
Our relationship was SO promising. Is there anything we can do to fix it? Things are so easy and intuitive with Photoshop. It actually *does* what I want it to. But you allure me, you're so exotic. I know that if I can just combine our powers, there would be nothing we couldn't do.
Is it my tablet? Too old? Too fucked? It IS an intuos2, I figure that would be good enough. Is it my computer? Or is it ME, Painter, is it ME that's the problem? How can I make myself better? How can we save this floundering relationship?!
We get started on something and I just get so frustrated. I can't pick the colours I want and then I get mad and try to appropriate the colour and it just. doesn't. WORK. I pick brushes and they're not consistent, they don't lay down the colour in any sort of useful way and instead of an interesting half-done painting I have DISASTER. Baby shit!
Oh, dearest painter. I know we can do it. I know we can make this work. It HAS to go two ways, though - we HAVE to give and take.
I know, I know. I'll start by reading the fucking manual. But let me tell you, bitch. I NEVER had to read the manual with Photoshop. You have a LOT to compete with in that respect. You're just TOO. FUCKING. CLUNKY!
I swear, the day Photoshop improves its brush system, you are in SERIOUS trouble. Serious.
But for now I keep coming back, addicted to you, even though our relationship is strained to these abusive lengths.
Forever yours,
Nancy.
PS - I never had to fake an orgasm with Photoshop either. Really. It new how to finish me off.