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Missing Kitty

I can't seem to find Xena. I've looked all over the garden this afternoon. I don't even know how long she's been missing for. Two days, I think. Two or three days. But she's a very secretive cat so there's every chance she's avoiding people because of the Royal Show.

I'm so worried about her. :( I want my fat grey baby! :(

ETA: Grilling the family over Xena.

The latest spotting of Xena I can get out of people is Thursday. (How ironic if my cat goes missing on that day).

She's a cat of habit. She doesn't wander. The longest she might be gone is a day. Never four days.

I'm sobbing my eyes out right now. I'm so upset. I don't want to lose my baby. She's so precious! :( Even Lenny is acting funny today. All moochy and stuff.

Oh God! What'll I do?! What will I do!? *sobs*