Stealing off my pseudo-bandmate, greenhera

1. Elaborate on your default icon.
It's me done up like a mermaid. I like my default to be my face.

2. What's your current relationship status?
Sort of almost seeing someone. Very close to.

3. Ever have a near-death experience?
No.

4. Name an obvious quality you have.
I'm very loud.

5. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
I am a pirate!

6. Any celeb you would marry?
Krumholtz? Elijah Wood?

7. Who will cut and paste this first?
Who knows!

8. Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?
I've been told I look like Lucy Lawless, Drew Barrymore(?!?!) and Kate Fischer.

9. Do you wear a watch? What kind?
I used to but the battery is dead. Just a cheapo Target one.

10. Do you have anything pierced?
My belly and my ears

11. Do you have any tattoos?
No. Oh well. How 'bout you?

12. Do you like pain?
Stupid fucking question. NO.

13. Do you like to shop?
I like nothing more. Except sex with hot boys and girls.

14. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Food.

15. What was the last thing you paid for with your credit card?
False eyelashes and painkillers.

16. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
Jason. (big stupid grin).

17. What is on your desktop background?
Rogue looking utterly HOT.

18. What is the background on your cell phone?
Strongbad.

19. Do you like redheads?
Not... not sexually. Not really. There is the odd girl that is the exception, though.

20. Do you know any twins?
No. Which is good, cause if they were identical it'd do my fucking head in.

21. Do you have any weird relatives?
I am a weird relative.

22. What was the last movie you watched?
In the cinema? Superman Returns.

23. What was the last book you read?
Poirot Investigates by Agatha Christie.

A letter

Dear Channel Ten,

Please die. Please fall over onto a barbed, vibrating dong covered in tabasco sauce and spin to taste.
Does it really take you TWO FUCKING HOURS to tell us who wins Big Brother?

Is it really so very important that you must SKIP A WEEK OF NUMB3RS?!

Your programmers need shooting. Or need to be forced to dry-hump some echidnas at gun-point. Cause it is not. fucking. fair.

I'm so glad that BB06 is coming to an end. As much as I love David and the masturbation-worthy-show reunion he had with his super fuckable hot boyfriend, the glamour is gone for me. No more thrills. Camilla's a grade A cunt and Jamie is a likeable dope. Turn the page.

Give me the KRUMHOLTZ. You TURDS.

Yours,
Nancy Lorenz.

Meme-age gacked from windtear

1. Go to my userpics.
2. Write a drabble (piece less than 500 words) inspired by any of the icons there.
3. Post it in the comments of this entry.
4. (Optional) Post this meme in your own journal.

I don't know why... but Jason likes me!

As mad, as bizarre, as thoroughly fucking nuts as I am - he likes me. I don't get it. I really don't get it. But I'm definitely LIKING IT!! We're meeting up on Wednesday and he's dragging me away somewhere fun. Hopefully his place. Bwahahaha.

To distract and delight... a video!

( Vids of very cute stuff under cut! )

Okay. I'm totally and utterly besotted. I'm going to drift off to bed, sigh, brush my hair, smile at the fact that he wants to call me tomorrow (even though we talked to each other for four days in a row now) and think how fucking lucky I am to meet such a lovely, awesome, relatively NORMAL young man. *happy sigh*