I laughed so hard, I cried.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone respond to the cancelled repeat of "Trapped In the Closet"...

So, Scientology, you may have won this battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will not stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bit to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

—Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.

... Oh boys.

Trey, you can, like, fuck me at any time now. Cause that quote pwned me so hard, there were tears. Tears of mirth and glee. It was so funny, Scotty screen-capped the article on news.com.au. Fer realz.