I laughed so hard, I cried.

[logansrogue]

Trey Parker and Matt Stone respond to the cancelled repeat of "Trapped In the Closet"...

So, Scientology, you may have won this battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will not stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bit to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

—Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.

... Oh boys.

Trey, you can, like, fuck me at any time now. Cause that quote pwned me so hard, there were tears. Tears of mirth and glee. It was so funny, Scotty screen-capped the article on news.com.au. Fer realz.

Comments

[leelastarsky.livejournal.com]

The episode ran here a couple of weeks ago; did you see it? Hysterical!! And did you see 'Chef' has quit the series over it?! ;~P

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Oh, my bro downloaded it. I've seen it four or five times or something, and I never get tired of it. R Kelly singing in the closet, and Tom in the closet... just, the whole thing is gold. *giggle*

Isaac is a fucktard. Seriously. I mean, hypocrisy much?! LOL!

[hayashihara.livejournal.com]

wtf, you're kidding about issac hayes right?

just, wtf.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Sadly, no, I'm not kidding. He really quit. :T

Cool icon!!

[hayashihara.livejournal.com]

I wuv asuka :) been watching eva all again, I love it when shes on her rags and starts yelling and crying at everyone, makes me feel a little more normal.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

So many people can't stand her, and put Rei up on this pedistal, like she's some ideal. Hmm, let's see...

A fragile doll who lets herself be used, abused, and is always quiet and never stands up to anyone (but shoots out the odd well-placed biting comment) or, a loud-mouthed, obnoxious young lady who speaks her mind and doesn't take any sass. Hmm, I know who's going to be my favourite! LOL.

That said, Asuka is a blatant characature of gaijin, I think. But it's why I love her. LOL.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I mean't she's not kidding. Sorry Leela. I'm not trying to take over your brain or nuthin'. LOL!

[strangedave.livejournal.com]

I once got an entire swancon audience to make clam motions in mockery of scientology. You can make sexual offers to me too if you like :-).
And my friend reddragdiva once convinced them to name a cross campus student newspaper Xenu, among many other acts of anti-scientology campaigning. They eventually hired private detectives to harrass him. Teasing scientologists is funny! And educational!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I like watching people tease Scientologists! :D And of course, I'll snog you in the spa, how's that? LOL!

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

*copies and put in her own LJ*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I know. Those guys kill me in the most delightful way.

[theriverdark.livejournal.com]

I am seriously not a fan of South Park, but Hayes and his Scientology buddies are full of it over this.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Yup, they are, they totally are.