Oh my Lord...

There was just a documentary on TV about the Ancient Olympics. They recreated the scenes of the athletes fighting and competing in ancient times, and they even took us into the locker rooms.

One very *important* thing to remember about the Olympic games back then is that all the boys... all of them... competed naked.

So, the series had all their actors romping around in *flesh coloured G-STRINGS*.

Muscled, taut, terrific, OILED men, WRESTLING, falling OVER, LEGS SPLAYED!!

EOIEOWIRHELWIN!!!!

*brain short circuits*

They were oiling the boys and dusting them and having CLOSE UPS ON THEIR FABULOUS ASSES and then SCRAPING THE BOYS of all their DUST AND GRIME AND OIL! *squeals*

There's another episode - NEXT WEEK!!! (SO GOTTA WATCH!!)

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I watched Deep Impact tonight for the fun of it, and I noticed something. Elijah Wood's teeth are totally bizarre in it. They're like, perfectly straight, no gaps. Dude, he must have been wearing caps or something in it, cause you don't lose your gaps unless you have braces or something. They just weren't his teeth. He looked bizarre, he looked like a doll. It was all wrong. I like his wonky teeth. This episode made me realise the value of wonky teeth. They're character building. If they're like a row of piano keys, they're just plain scary.

And Elijah is so scary with perfectly straight teeth. Pretty, but not the Hobbit-type geek-boy I am hopelessly attracted to. *nods*

In other news - my brother dreamed about watching Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider, and I dreamed she kissed me, gave me a dizzy spell and made my lips go numb. I so got the better dream.

Till next time folks.

Dudes!

This girl is amazing! She's not slim by any means but dear GOD, every inch of her is pure sexy!!

Meet Honey Hellfire, people.

I have worlds of respect for this girl. Hero! Hero right here!

Nancy Music Love-Fest

Today's love fest is for the amazing:

Burt Bacharach

Do you realise how many amazing songs he wrote? Here are a few that are not only great songs, but are staple parts of our collective culture as human beings!!

- Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head
- What the World Needs Now (Is Love)
- I'll Never Fall In Love Again
- Alfie
- I Say a Little Prayer
- The Look of Love
- Always Something There to Remind Me
- I Just Don't KNow WHat To Do With Myself
- Don't Make Me Over
- What's New Pussycat?
- That's What Friends Are For

And those are only the ones that I can remember. *sighs* Burt Bacharach, I award you with two thumbs up, and if I had a dick, a standing erection. Instead, I call the rallying cry to women and gay men everywhere -- Give the man a head-job!!

GIPping my sweet little heart out!!

New icons! Wheeee!

( Harry Potter themed icons... )

( Strongbad and random comic art icons )

*worried whine*

I can't find Lenny! No one's seen him for two days. *whimpers* I want my cat!!

Aieee!!

*dances for joy*

Lenny turned up! WHEE!! *hugs Lenny*