Oh my Lord...
Aug. 1st, 2004 12:34 amThere was just a documentary on TV about the Ancient Olympics. They recreated the scenes of the athletes fighting and competing in ancient times, and they even took us into the locker rooms.
One very *important* thing to remember about the Olympic games back then is that all the boys... all of them... competed naked.
So, the series had all their actors romping around in *flesh coloured G-STRINGS*.
Muscled, taut, terrific, OILED men, WRESTLING, falling OVER, LEGS SPLAYED!!
EOIEOWIRHELWIN!!!!
*brain short circuits*
They were oiling the boys and dusting them and having CLOSE UPS ON THEIR FABULOUS ASSES and then SCRAPING THE BOYS of all their DUST AND GRIME AND OIL! *squeals*
There's another episode - NEXT WEEK!!! (SO GOTTA WATCH!!)
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I watched Deep Impact tonight for the fun of it, and I noticed something. Elijah Wood's teeth are totally bizarre in it. They're like, perfectly straight, no gaps. Dude, he must have been wearing caps or something in it, cause you don't lose your gaps unless you have braces or something. They just weren't his teeth. He looked bizarre, he looked like a doll. It was all wrong. I like his wonky teeth. This episode made me realise the value of wonky teeth. They're character building. If they're like a row of piano keys, they're just plain scary.
And Elijah is so scary with perfectly straight teeth. Pretty, but not the Hobbit-type geek-boy I am hopelessly attracted to. *nods*
In other news - my brother dreamed about watching Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider, and I dreamed she kissed me, gave me a dizzy spell and made my lips go numb. I so got the better dream.
Till next time folks.
One very *important* thing to remember about the Olympic games back then is that all the boys... all of them... competed naked.
So, the series had all their actors romping around in *flesh coloured G-STRINGS*.
Muscled, taut, terrific, OILED men, WRESTLING, falling OVER, LEGS SPLAYED!!
EOIEOWIRHELWIN!!!!
*brain short circuits*
They were oiling the boys and dusting them and having CLOSE UPS ON THEIR FABULOUS ASSES and then SCRAPING THE BOYS of all their DUST AND GRIME AND OIL! *squeals*
There's another episode - NEXT WEEK!!! (SO GOTTA WATCH!!)
~~*~~
I watched Deep Impact tonight for the fun of it, and I noticed something. Elijah Wood's teeth are totally bizarre in it. They're like, perfectly straight, no gaps. Dude, he must have been wearing caps or something in it, cause you don't lose your gaps unless you have braces or something. They just weren't his teeth. He looked bizarre, he looked like a doll. It was all wrong. I like his wonky teeth. This episode made me realise the value of wonky teeth. They're character building. If they're like a row of piano keys, they're just plain scary.
And Elijah is so scary with perfectly straight teeth. Pretty, but not the Hobbit-type geek-boy I am hopelessly attracted to. *nods*
In other news - my brother dreamed about watching Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider, and I dreamed she kissed me, gave me a dizzy spell and made my lips go numb. I so got the better dream.
Till next time folks.