Ohh man.

This has to be some huge cosmic joke, right? A huge cosmic joke that has gone TOO FAR. I swear. I mean - come on. Eric Bana. POITA.

Eric POITA Bana - JAMES BOND?!?!

*falls over laughing her tits off till she cries* (cause who wants to lose their tits)

I mean - everyone has conveniently FORGOTTEN his characters on Fast Forward? Oh my gosh... *laughs so hard*

Bana!Bond: Eeh, Pussy! 'Ow-bout a spin in mah Monaro?

*gives up laughing and just cries*

Why not Hugh Jackman? Or Dougray Scott! He's Scottish! Tall! Dark! Charming! *sad sigh* God.