Grr.

[logansrogue]

My right tit hurts. Well, the skin of it does. I think I leant on it funny in bed or something. Ow.

I cannot find the remote control for the television. No one can. It's driving me up the fucking wall. If any of you can remote view the remote (OH hahHAHAHAHAhahaha) then would you mind helping us find it? We can't control the wide screen function without it, and boy, is that a piss off. :(

Stephie is gorgeous, btw folks. She really is. I love anyone that let's me keep fine entertainment. All shall love her and despair.

Comments

[bowerbirdsjewel.livejournal.com]

Look under the lounge chair. I lost mine a while back and we looked everywhere, couldn't find it for months. Then for some strange reason I looked under the lounge chair, and there it was.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

We looked under aaaaaall the lounges. We looked IN the lounges. Really, we've thoroughly checked the lounge. I wonder if the ghost took it. :T If he did, I hope he gives it back. Or maybe he can help us find it? That would be so nice.

*coughs*

[stephiepenguin.livejournal.com]

Yay Me!

Despair! Yay!

Hope your tit feels better, dearie.

Re: *coughs*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Yeah it does now :) I definitely rested on it funny. Stupid boobs that move about and are able to do that.

[mollymoon.livejournal.com]

Whenever a remote gets lost in my family, it always mysteriously ends up in a fridge or freezer. You'd be surprised how many people just unconsciously put it in there when retrieving a beverage.

Same with the bathrooms. If you have a clawfoot tub, check under there. My husband has done that a few times.

Good luck!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Thanks for that advice. Tina cleaned the bathroom at the time of the remote going missing, so I know it can't be there. The thing is that my niece has a bad habit of taking the remote and walking off with it (she's only one and a half) so it really could be *anywhere*. :I Very annoying!

[mollymoon.livejournal.com]

One and a half, huh? Sounds like you need to invoke the powers of method acting. In this case, that involves crawling around the whole house on all fours and looking for things that are shiny, fuzzy, and brightly colored. Things that would attract a toddlers senses.

May or may not work, but if nothing else, it will make your family laugh.

[mix-o-choc.livejournal.com]

I feel for ya Nancy. I've lost my remote over and over again and the most common place I've taken it to is the kitchen (place it on the kitchen table whilst in there getting snacks) or on top of the TV itself (it's the last place you look I swear) and once I found it in my car. How it got there I don't know.

I feel for you on the titty thing too only in a much lower spot in my body. Ever wonder what a tight fitting pair of bikini briefs can do to a ballsack especially if it kind of pops out a little under the pressure and you sleep on it. It fucking stings like a motherfucker! No wonder I'm now in the habit of wearing loose cotton boxers to bed.