The Movie (Spoilers UNDER CUT!)
Dec. 26th, 2003 04:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
logansrogue... uh... Ohmah...
Dear God!!! I cried! I cried over and over and over again! I wept and sobbed at the end, I cried so hard I didn't stop throughout the credits, and I was still red-eyed and sniffling when I walked past the huge-arsed line waiting for the next session of RotK (I should have wailed "WHY LEGOLAS?! WHY HIM!?") Speaking of which - top ten later.
That was the best fucking movie I've ever seen. Dear God. I can't even speak of it. PJ REALLY outdid himself, he did, it was the books made real!!
Though dude - Aragorn! You don't mack on your girlfriend like that in public! It ain't dignified!! Church tongue you dog! Church tongue!!
Oh - and when Frodo goes "Eugh... it's all sticky? What is it?!" I laughed SO LOUD, I had to jam my hands over my mouth!! So bad.
Ohhhhh... Frodo writhing and shirtless. He's such a compact muscly little beggar isn't he?! *swoonage*
I can't even think of anything else, I have to digest. I can't believe how hard I cried. Like a fucking bitch wailing for her Mummy. Oh well. I have time for funnies.
By Nancy, Tina, and Scotty. (The ones that aren't funny are by me)
10) "Woah! Who knew a little guy like Gimli could contain all those entrails?!"
9) "Damn it. Why did Frodo have to die?"
8) "So ALL the Elves disappear in a ball of light? All of them?"
7) "Wow. I didn't know they had machine guns in Middle Earth!"
6) "Oh... I always thought it ended with the ring getting thrown in the lava..."
5) "Dude... that Orcish Orgy at the end rocked!"
4) "So... Legolas and Gimli elope?"
3) "Arwen and Eowyn... what a couple!"
2) *sniffle* "Frodo made such a darling bride!"
1) "Man... Aragorn becomes King, bones Arwen, the hobbits go home and peace reigns. What a crappy ending!"
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Dear God!!! I cried! I cried over and over and over again! I wept and sobbed at the end, I cried so hard I didn't stop throughout the credits, and I was still red-eyed and sniffling when I walked past the huge-arsed line waiting for the next session of RotK (I should have wailed "WHY LEGOLAS?! WHY HIM!?") Speaking of which - top ten later.
That was the best fucking movie I've ever seen. Dear God. I can't even speak of it. PJ REALLY outdid himself, he did, it was the books made real!!
Though dude - Aragorn! You don't mack on your girlfriend like that in public! It ain't dignified!! Church tongue you dog! Church tongue!!
Oh - and when Frodo goes "Eugh... it's all sticky? What is it?!" I laughed SO LOUD, I had to jam my hands over my mouth!! So bad.
Ohhhhh... Frodo writhing and shirtless. He's such a compact muscly little beggar isn't he?! *swoonage*
I can't even think of anything else, I have to digest. I can't believe how hard I cried. Like a fucking bitch wailing for her Mummy. Oh well. I have time for funnies.
By Nancy, Tina, and Scotty. (The ones that aren't funny are by me)
10) "Woah! Who knew a little guy like Gimli could contain all those entrails?!"
9) "Damn it. Why did Frodo have to die?"
8) "So ALL the Elves disappear in a ball of light? All of them?"
7) "Wow. I didn't know they had machine guns in Middle Earth!"
6) "Oh... I always thought it ended with the ring getting thrown in the lava..."
5) "Dude... that Orcish Orgy at the end rocked!"
4) "So... Legolas and Gimli elope?"
3) "Arwen and Eowyn... what a couple!"
2) *sniffle* "Frodo made such a darling bride!"
1) "Man... Aragorn becomes King, bones Arwen, the hobbits go home and peace reigns. What a crappy ending!"
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