Merlin: Gwaine (3.06)

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- A nice... COLD? Cold tankard of mead?! They're Anglos! They had WARM beer and mead!
- "I was wrong. Coming here was a great idea." Yeah, go on, Merlin, get some nice bbw action! :D :D (Not being snarky, the lady is lovely!)
- UNRUMBLE. Oh, I mean, RUMBLE.
- Arthur's so awesome. *sigh*
- Ooh. Man CHEST! Thank you, BBC!
- Aww, Arthur's got a crush on Gwaine!
- Ow! Hard metal tankard to the head! Shit, Arthur, that was seriously unnecessary! :(
- I knew that old magic man was going to get it.
- Mm. Gwaine's fit!
- Gratuitous Chestal Action, brought you by the BBC!
- Gwaine, it's not going to work. Gwen, Gwaine - it'd be weird. Also, get out of my girl's face, yeah? She's not interested.
- DENIED! ROFLMAO!
- Wow, those necklaces are way gaudy.
- Shit, Merlin, that's not how you lift shit. Lift with the legs, buddy!
- SOUP IN THE FACE! ROFLMAO!
- Gwaine, your heart is in the right place, but your attitude is just going to get you in deep shit.
- Yeah, Arthur's sword skills rock but I'm a little concerned how this will end.
- No, Merlin, get the SWORD. And RUN!
- The knight dude is totally not my type, but this is a *lot* of man-titty.
- SIR LEEEOOOON!
- Another knight banished? Shit, Uther.
- Awww, Gwaine loves Arthur! Sweet slashy LURVE!
- New dress for Gwen! WOOHOO! Nice!
- Morgana's moment to look evil. Very nice!
- God, that Oswald guy has a face like a chewed boot.
- Merlin, Arthur has nearly been stabbed *twice*. That magic thing? To quote Chekov, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME.
- GWAINE TO THA RESCUE!
- Awww, Merlin has a crush on Gwaine! You know what this means, right? BOY ORGY!
- Dear Ladies, check out Gwaine's artfully skewed shirt, and his hot pecs. You're welcome. Love, The Beebs.
- He'll be back to booze it up when there's a round table in the house.
- Arthur and Merlin are SO CUTE.



Well, I have to shower. I want to watch more Merlin, but I have to shower.

Comments

[mawaridi.livejournal.com]

That whole exchange with the flirty fat barmaid was BRILLIANT. She appeared and I felt that horrible sinking feeling as I realised they were going to do the misogynist fat joke thing, and they DIDN'T, Merlin appreciated the compliment for what it was and...and it was great!! :D

Also, everyone has a crush on Gwaine (except Gwen, HEE <3), because the boy is extremely pretty <3