Merlin Catch-up: Episode One, Season 3.

[logansrogue]

- Dollop-head. I love it. :D
- OH, Morgana, you duplicitious witch.
- Ten minutes in, we have naked Arthur chest! WOOHOO!
- Holy shit, Arthur and Merlin have gotten really familiar. The slashy UST is laid on with a trowel so far. ROFL!
- Arthur seems pissed off. D'Aww. Poor buddy needs some Gwen time.
- IT'S OUR FAVOURITE KNIGHT! WHEE!! SIR LEEEOOON!!!!
- GILES TEARS. THEY CURE CANCER.
- Holy shit, Morgana is SO EVIL.
- The chick that plays Morgana has put on a bit of weight. She looks awesome.
- I love the purple cloak she's wearing. I WANTS IT, PRECIOUS.
- Ooh, chocolate fondue! I love fondue!!
- Wait, a man-shaped turnip? In chocolate fondue? Fuck they ate some weird shit in the Dark Ages.
- Not so much chocolate now, more Gulf of Mexico. Ew.
- Okay, Arthur's Merlin impersonation is fucking hilarious. Clearly, Arthur really needs to get laid, he's being a real arsehole in this episode.
- That's right, Arthur. Face full of mud. Don't fuck with the Emrys!
- Fuck it. Uther's so damned likeable this episode. I just want to hug him and shit.
- Hee. Uther looks like he's wearing the Oryn from the Neverending Story. Is that how you spell it?
- OH SHIT. UTHER IS IN FOETAL POSITION!!
- I want Morgana's necklace. She's evil, she doesn't deserve it.
- Okay, the mandrake now looks like Hanky the Christmas Poo.
- WOAH. MORGANA JUST SHANKED THAT GUARD LIKE A PRO!
- Morgana mean to Gwen. Gwen is like - WTF-EVER.
- I don't know who this Jesus-type guy is, but he's hot.
- Oh, and so is Morgause.
- Uther: YOUUU!! HAhahaha!
- Oh, Gaius! You old FOX!! I love the way your mind works! Draw in the traitor! YEAH!
- Oh... you weren't trying to trick her. He is alive. Gaius, you fucking FOOL!
- EW. MANDRAKE to the FACE. It wasn't very effective.
- Agent EMRYS is on the case, yo.
- Merlin, you are so crap at being stealthy. Seriously, dude.
- Oh wow. Morgana's gone Evil Xena on Merlin's arse.
- Merlin! Merlin! You're stuck in cheap hardware store chain! You are SO SCREWED!
- It's GAYOUS BODACIOUS CHAIN. Fuck, you are REALLY SCREWED.
- Giant SCORPIONS. God damn, it sucks to be you.
- CGI! SEEEE GEEEE EYYYEEEEEEEEEE!
- YEAH, MAN, IT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN' DRAGON!
- CGIIII.

Preview:
- Oh shit, Merlin's Pottering on the back of the Dragon!
Gonna watch part two now!!

Comments

[simply-shipping.livejournal.com]

Hi, never spoken to you before, just dropping in to say that I love this post and I want to have its metaphorical babies. I just watched Episode 1 recently myself, and it's like you transcribed my thoughts.

Also, dollop-head is the best insult ever. Trufax.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Hey, I love all new peoples to my journal. Let's add each other!

[simply-shipping.livejournal.com]

Done. :D

[sugarjet03.livejournal.com]

There has been shirtless Arthur in almost every episode so far this season. I'm loving it so much! :)

I'm glad you don't have to wait for part two either. It's awesome!