Jordan's Birthday Party
Jul. 14th, 2002 04:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
logansrogueHey everyone.
My good friend Jordan had a birthday party, a "Dress Up as a 40's/50's Icon" party. He went as James Dean (he is so denying something), I went as Anne Baxter from the Ten Commandments (Moses! Moooses!) and Tina went as a generic Marilyn Munroe. She looked SO good. Anyways, it was Jordan's 18th, and in good tradition of all coming-of-age parties, he got smashed out of his ever-Silvia-loving mind. Who's Silvia? Silvia is a new friend I made, along with her lovely gorgeous friend who's name I utterly FORGET! Damn, wish I could remember it. All I know is that she was dressed up as Sharon Tate. I have such a crap memory. I explained this to them so I hope they forgive me. Wherever we went in the party people went away. I think it might have something to do with the fact that when people were around we started talking about sex or something. It was bad. Every time someone came up the word 'penis' or 'penii' happened to be popping out of our mouths. Whoops! They were a riot, great peoples.
Jordan was so out of his tree, it was really funny. The shit he was coming out with was legendary, so I wrote it down when I got home so I wouldn't forget, and here it is for the world to see. Let this serve as a lesson for you, Jordan-san. What you say in inebriation will always haunt you in clarity. He got so spun out last night when I said "In wine there is truth." Didn't have the heart to tell the guy that it's an ages old saying. Anyway, on with the funniness.
"I'm James Dean, and you're Elizabeth Taylor! Go on! Be Elizabeth Taylor! Run off with Rock Hudson, even though he's gay! I'm James Dean, but I'm only ALLEGEDLY gay, and ALLEGEDLY seen outside a gay nightclub. Go on! Run off and be a bridesmaid at some old person's wedding and be friends with Michael Jackson! I'll just sit here with my SKULL smashed in, all dead! I don't care!"
"Here I am with the most sexiest beautifullest women EVER! Here I am, I'm JFK and I'm with Marilyn and I'm Caesar and I'm with the Queen of the NILE!"
And my own drunk quote of the night...
"It's a CLIT tickler!"
We were talking about why it was good that men had tongue peircings, and everyone was, pardon the pun, beating about the bush in regards to this wonderful reason. I'm just an honest girl. And I encouraged the use of the word 'cunt' this evening, as I believe it's a fabulous word. Spread the message, Say 'cunt' today!
Nacey.
My good friend Jordan had a birthday party, a "Dress Up as a 40's/50's Icon" party. He went as James Dean (he is so denying something), I went as Anne Baxter from the Ten Commandments (Moses! Moooses!) and Tina went as a generic Marilyn Munroe. She looked SO good. Anyways, it was Jordan's 18th, and in good tradition of all coming-of-age parties, he got smashed out of his ever-Silvia-loving mind. Who's Silvia? Silvia is a new friend I made, along with her lovely gorgeous friend who's name I utterly FORGET! Damn, wish I could remember it. All I know is that she was dressed up as Sharon Tate. I have such a crap memory. I explained this to them so I hope they forgive me. Wherever we went in the party people went away. I think it might have something to do with the fact that when people were around we started talking about sex or something. It was bad. Every time someone came up the word 'penis' or 'penii' happened to be popping out of our mouths. Whoops! They were a riot, great peoples.
Jordan was so out of his tree, it was really funny. The shit he was coming out with was legendary, so I wrote it down when I got home so I wouldn't forget, and here it is for the world to see. Let this serve as a lesson for you, Jordan-san. What you say in inebriation will always haunt you in clarity. He got so spun out last night when I said "In wine there is truth." Didn't have the heart to tell the guy that it's an ages old saying. Anyway, on with the funniness.
"I'm James Dean, and you're Elizabeth Taylor! Go on! Be Elizabeth Taylor! Run off with Rock Hudson, even though he's gay! I'm James Dean, but I'm only ALLEGEDLY gay, and ALLEGEDLY seen outside a gay nightclub. Go on! Run off and be a bridesmaid at some old person's wedding and be friends with Michael Jackson! I'll just sit here with my SKULL smashed in, all dead! I don't care!"
"Here I am with the most sexiest beautifullest women EVER! Here I am, I'm JFK and I'm with Marilyn and I'm Caesar and I'm with the Queen of the NILE!"
And my own drunk quote of the night...
"It's a CLIT tickler!"
We were talking about why it was good that men had tongue peircings, and everyone was, pardon the pun, beating about the bush in regards to this wonderful reason. I'm just an honest girl. And I encouraged the use of the word 'cunt' this evening, as I believe it's a fabulous word. Spread the message, Say 'cunt' today!
Nacey.
