Robert Carlyle, you sexy bastard.

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We were watching Hamish McBeth, my Ma, my Da, my brother and I, while we were downing a brilliant chicken and vegetable soup Mum rustled up.

Robert Carlyle is on screen and I let out a little growl. Mum and Dad are all "Wah?"

"He's hot," I inform them.

"What, him?" says Mum. "He has a face like a goat!"

I have never seen a goat that sexy.

"No he doesn't," I say, "He's gorgeous!"

"No, they all look like that in Scotland," says Dad. "I saw a guy get off a bus who looked like him."

*sigh* Clearly, I am living in the wrong fucking country.