The best letter to Jezebel EVER.

[logansrogue]

Subject: Kevin Sorbo caught masterbatings

Actor Kevin Sorbo was sitting around complaining that he had no work to do. He was quietly pissed off that he was just being considered a Britney Spears Promoter. he was whining that noone liked him

Nobody ever fucking liked him. Every one thought he was masturbater. Everyone thought he was a wash up with a stupid fucking show that just about everybody made fun of. Now this is where Kevin Sorbo Messed the fuck up.

... That is art. That is just perfection. It needs to be dramatically read out. The sad thing is that there's even more, it's a complete email but hortense only quoted a bit of it. I want to see ALL of it! It's WONDERFUL!

*ROFLMAO*