Tip for Guys on Dating Sites.

[logansrogue]

When you answer the question "What are you thinking about?", the answer "Breasts and the women they're attached to" will not get you anywhere.

At all.

It is a big flashing red light saying "STAY AWAY! DOUCHE ALERT!"

Comments

[greteldragon.livejournal.com]

*sniggers*

I should totally use that the next time I have a guy try and chat me up awkwardly. Just to see if they can dig deeper.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I love trolling dudes. Just letting them dig their own graves with their tongues and all you have to do is lift an eyebrow.

[leviathan0999.livejournal.com]

So I take it "Blow jobs, mainly," was not a good answer either?

-Slowly learning...

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

There's nothing inherently wrong in fantasizing about being orally pleasured.

There's everything wrong with putting the boobs before the woman, objectifying her by separating her into her parts and valuing the breasts over the personage. Various and sundry badly thought up Breast Cancer Awareness campaigns make this mistake all the time. "Save the boobies!" (Oh yeah, and the women too, I guess...)

But I figure you're pulling my leg and you know this. ;)

[leviathan0999.livejournal.com]

My mother has a favorite joke: You know what you call that useless bit of flesh at the end of a penis? A man. (I'm not actually offended by it, but I do understand the concept.)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I think there are two vastly different subtexts involved with this. Men are the dominant group in power, so for a woman to make that joke, it's sort of a subversive jab against her oppressors. For a man to make the same sort of joke, it's a reaffirmation of that oppression, therefore utterly abhorrent. The first (woman->man) is not entirely right, but understandable given the cultural context. The latter is never, ever okay.

[originalnilson.livejournal.com]

I personally think that woman should do it at all either. It makes them hypocritical and just as bad as the men.

[originalnilson.livejournal.com]

I meant "don't" lol.

[originalnilson.livejournal.com]

No I meant "shouldn't" fuck. Shut up. I'm not well. Lol.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

That's why I said that it wasn't entirely right. As in, it's wrong. It's a horrible thing to say and makes men feel bad. I was just saying that, given the cultural context, it's not quite as cruel. It's shitty behaviour, but it's not got the weight of systematic oppression as when a man does it.

It's not nice behaviour in either case and I'd never condone it.

[pixienymph.livejournal.com]

Ha!

I LOL'd.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I swear, sometimes these sites are a laugh to go through and say, "Yeah, NO. NO. NO!"

[nephron.livejournal.com]

And what is with the guys who can't take their sunglasses off?

[nephron.livejournal.com]

Also, "I'm such a nice guy, women are bitches for not sleeping with me" isn't a turn-on.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I'm actually thankful for those types. I know straight up not to talk to them. It's the ones that spring it on you that they're fucking jerks that shit me.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Dude, I don't know! How am I supposed to know what they look like if they cover themselves up?!

[originalnilson.livejournal.com]

What's that line from the IT Crowd when the Irish guy is pretending to be a jerk so he wears glasses at night?

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

"I'm a lonely loner, on a lonely road."

[originalnilson.livejournal.com]

Naaahhh. "I wear glasses.. to hide that I'm always lying... To women..." Lol. So true.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

LOL. Oh yeah, that one!

[sir-devans.livejournal.com]

Are you serious? That's my best line!

Dinosaurs Masturbating

[flyingreptile.livejournal.com]

http://jenlight.livejournal.com/1115046.html

You shouldn't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. :P