Fuck you, Fox Sports.

[logansrogue]

This dickmunch laments at how fat and disgusting Serena Williams has become and how she's totally shit at tennis these days because she's eating her way to an early grave-

Wait. Didn't she just win the shit out of some titles? And this doesn't look like fat to me.

Conclusion: The world has far too many assholes in it. There are assholes wandering about without people attached to them.

(I'm linking to Jezebel and not the original article because I don't want to drive that fucker's page views up. Plus the snarking is pretty funny.)

Comments

[rainfletcher.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait -- totally shit at tennis? Didn't she just win Wimbledon like a day or two ago?

She needs to drive a serve or three into dude's crotch.

Fat? Really? Not seeing it.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Nup. She's gotten more solid than when she was younger, but that happens when you get older and it's no indication of her health, clearly. She's pure muscle, and even if she isn't pure muscle, holy hell, she's an incredible athlete, she's happy, so really - what right does anyone have to say anything? It's misogynistic bullshit, and worse, completely illogical, pointless misogynistic bullshit. I just don't get it!

[nephron.livejournal.com]

I suspect if you can win Wimbledon you're fairly fit.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I know, that's the most absurd thing about this. How can she possibly be not "achieving her destiny" as this dipshit puts it if she's winning fucking Wimbledon?!

[nephron.livejournal.com]

Well, as y'all said, a woman's destiny is to be lusted after by random men on the internet.

[wiccarowan.livejournal.com]

You can't count her ribs. Ergo, she is not attractive. And the sole purpose of a woman is to be attractive to men. Nothing else counts.

*headdesk*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. Exactly. How silly of me to think otherwise. Damn me and my uppity women ways. *head-desks with you*

[wiccarowan.livejournal.com]

What's so utterly depressing, though, is that we make comments like this and we're being sarcastic... but there people out there who ACTUALLY THINK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. It's terrifying.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I know. It'd be funny if it wasn't so choking and dehumanising.

[gemfyre.livejournal.com]

None of the men I know on a friendly basis are solely attracted to women who's ribs can be counted.

[wiccarowan.livejournal.com]

I know there are plenty of men out there who actually LIKE women with curves. I'm just having a dig at the sort of attitude displayed by some of them. My partner will testify that I watch "Next Top Model" so that I can yell, "bloody eat something!" at the screen at regular intervals.

[melalucci.livejournal.com]

I think she's hot!

[hotclaws.livejournal.com]

He reminds me of that dickwad who said women can't play tennis,challenged Billy Jean King and lost.
http://www.essortment.com/all/billiejeanking_rvwa.htm

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

HA-HA!

[shantari.livejournal.com]

I kinda doubt that the assholes in question were capable of feeling attraction to female humans, because damn!! She's hot! If I would get to have half as good a figure, I'd be extatic! I've finally gotten some nice muscles on my legs, thanks to all the swimming I've been doing lately. (I have my own training regimen, and I've had some definitive progress, speed and endurance wise.)

People who deny the hotness for the sake of their own insecurities, only feed further insecurities in the populace that ends up exposed to their idiocy.