I've fallen to the communists!

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Dear Uterus,

FINALLY. J F Christ, what the hell TOOK YOU so long? You were supposed to start making my life a living hell last Thursday. The least you could do, you contemptuous sack of pain, is at least inconvenience me ON TIME.

Okay okay, I'm being unfair. It's the hormones. They're fucking with you, and without the right hormones, you can't do the red magic. You could at least, I don't know, stave off cramping and being generally ouchy until you start bleeding? Or is that an impossibility? Is five days of excruciating pain just your way of saying, "I haven't forgotten our appointment, I'm just working up to it!"?

Yours,
Nancy.
PS. OW! OW OW!

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inconvenience me ON TIME. There you go being funny again.