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[Fantastic Four is on, Ben Grimm gets felt up by hot blind chick]

Nacey: Yeah, but... Big stone cock can't be very nice.
Paul: No...
Nacey: Nor miniscule stone sperm...
Paul: [pulls face]
Nacey: [laugh]
Paul: [questioning look]
Nacey: She really WOULD have sand in her vagina!!!

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Date: 2007-10-28 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justadecoy.livejournal.com
Arghhh... I need to scrub my brain out now.

The thought process went:

At least he'd alway be hard when she wants some... Not like Reed, all rubbery and floppy and bendy... but any size you like I s'pose... stop thinking now... Jonny gives new meaning to "I've got a burning sensation"... no really, stop thinking now... Dr Doom's got a smooth steel one... Shut up brain...
*wanders off to kill brain"

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Date: 2007-10-28 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] logansrogue.livejournal.com
See, it starts this mental train to "DONOTWANT"sville.

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