Labor's labours...

[logansrogue]

Dear Kevin Rudd,

I'm not mad at you for looking at nekkie girls dance. Next time, take your wife along with you. Nobody can be angry at you then, and you'll get the bisexual's vote for sure! :D

Yours,
Nancy.

Comments

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

Heehee - Here! Here!

I actually think he would have gotten home, and his wife would have asked:

Wifey: Did you have a good time dear?
Kevin07: Sure did!
Wifey: Did you make sure you got a lap dance?
Kevin07: Sure did!!

*g*

[utopos.livejournal.com]

I hope he claimed an appropriate amount on his MP travel allowance - them clubs can be expensive :D

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Wifey: Did you slip a tenner down her g-string for me?
Kevin07: With my teeth!
Wifey: THAT-A-BOY!

[firvulag.livejournal.com]

my issue with him is the stupid ass apology that he gives when he's caught for having done something. He did it, and he admits it. and placed in the same situation again he'd probably do it again, so why apologize? but then, it's labor and it's a lead in to an election so there was bound to be some fuck ups

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

My brother was waiting for them to fuck up somehow. I was really hoping it wouldn't happen until *after* the election, you know?

[firvulag.livejournal.com]

I think they're incapable of that though.

They'll have to work harder than drunk beyond memory and a strip club though to lose this election.

What's simon crean doing nowadays? he might have some ideas...

[kegzilla.livejournal.com]

Well, I like the fact that he's a real person and not a stuck up prude.

Naked titties ftw! :P

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Dude, totally!! It's like... Hmm. Tits or war. Tits or war.

I think I'm gonna vote for TITS!


DUDE!!! THAT SHOULD BE RUDDIE'S CAMPAIGN SLOGAN!

KEVIN07: TITS or GTFO!

[shantari.livejournal.com]

TITTIES!!

[kegzilla.livejournal.com]

Totally :P

[sugaryfun.livejournal.com]

Lol.

TITS FOR PEACE!

*whips them out, out of patriotic duty*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

*flashes in a show of unity*

[japester.livejournal.com]

4 years ago ...
Rudd goes to a strip joint and see Titties!

Howards takes us to the Gulf War.

War, or boobies, war or boobies.

Not a hard choice really!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

You took the words right out of my mouth! It must-ah been when you was kissin' me!

Erm - I mean, that's what I said! LOL!

[japester.livejournal.com]

and I can but say to that,
you took the dreams right out of my head!

::smooch::

Why choose?

[flyingreptile.livejournal.com]

Howard11: War ON Boobies!

"Our suspicions were correct sir! Iraq DID have boobies!"

Re: Why choose?

[flyingreptile.livejournal.com]

Actually, Bush will probably follow Howard's lead and send the army in to annex New York State.

"But Sir! New York State is already one of our states."

"That didn't stop Howard. It's not going to stop me!"

[tha-prez.livejournal.com]

i had a good little giggle when they announced it on radio. Especially their response of 'well alot of young men will have been to strip clubs in their life before' hell i even had my last bday there ^_^. All he needs to do now is set a new record for drinking a yard glass and he would have secured the victory for sure.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm thinking if this is all the Liberals can scoop him for, they're in trouble.