Dearest Uterus:

[logansrogue]

Dearest Uterus,


Thank you. Thank you for not cramping so hard I can barely think, or so hard that I have to leap into a bath and sit there until I nearly fall asleep from the warmth. The cramps still hurt, I'm still unhappy and I'm absolutely exhausted, but thank you for not being unbearable. On a scale of one to ten, one being not hurting, and ten being KILL ME NOW, I CANNOT COPE OMG WANT TO DIE!!!, I'm about a seven. And I can cope with that.

We have, however, other issues.

Blood. I kind of need the stuff. I was delighted when the doctor told me that my blood levels were nearly normal (120 something, and they were 118), that my iron levels were still a little down but much better than they were last time (from 16 to 20). It worries me, therefore, to be losing so much of the stuff over the past twenty-four hours cause I'd been doing so well.

No, really. How much blood do you honestly NEED to shed, Uterus?! I've been through FOUR over-night ultra-long pads since this morning. FOUR. I'm gushing like five minutes of a fight scene in a Japanese ninja flick. I'm not sure how much blood that totals, four pads full, but I'm sure it's a big amount. For me definitely.

I'm going to sleep, Uterus. I want to sleep, very much. Please don't wake me with mad cramping. Please don't wake me with more blood than I know what to do with. Treat me well, and I shall treat you well.

Kindest regards,
Me.

Comments

Medievel Uterus

[jimmyswaga.livejournal.com]

The uterus has come a long way since the middle ages. Some genius of a physician figured out how to keep the uterus from migrating around the body. In those dark ages the uterus would search the body for some form of hydration. Sometimes attaching itself to the liver thus keeping the woman from speaking. Other times, the uterus would find its way to the brain and make her groggy.

We've certainly come along way.

Re: Medievel Uterus

[sir-devans.livejournal.com]

lol

[asweetdownfall.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[sir-devans.livejournal.com]

If you start feeling lightheaded or excessivly tired call your doctor and tell him about your blood loss. He'll probably tell you to go to hospital.