Dear Captain Harkness,

[logansrogue]

Dear Captain Harkness,

How dare you wiggle your way into my dreams last night. How dare you snog me and adore me and make me feel thoroughly happy. That's rude! That's naughty! That's pornographic!

I think I should take you over my knee (or a lounge setting) and punish you for your obscene behaviour.

Please to be doing it again in my dreams tomorrow night. Bad boy!

Forever yours,
Nancy.

Comments

o_O

[coell.livejournal.com]

Dear logansrogue,

How dare you wiggle the image of Captain Jack Harkness over a lounge setting into my head. It's ... um ...

Please to be doing it again on my flist tomorrow night. Good woman!

Forever yours,
Coell.

Re: o_O

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Dear Coell,

I suppose you wouldn't want me to lovingly detail pulling down his britches and spaking that firm omnisexual arse of his, hmm? I shouldn't do that, it's an awful, depraved thing to do.

Nor shall I describe flipping him over and giving him his just desserts. That would be FAR too graphic!

Yours,
Nancy.

^_^

[coell.livejournal.com]

And yet, I can still see that beaming bright John Barrowman smile at how fun those thoughts are.

You know he'd be into it.

Re: ^_^

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Maybe if I were wearing a strap-on.

...

GOD that idea is fun! :D