Shall I Compare Thee to a Fleshy Wound?

[logansrogue]

Hopefully things will behave themselves this time around. I'm chatting to Karen. Karen is my boo buddy bo uddy bonana fanna fo fuddy fee fy mo muddy, bud-dy! Karen left, but Findle is here now. I'll say hello to Findle. Hmm... I wonder...

Hello and welcome to my wonderful interview with Findley K. Boyd - Very Good Friend of Nacey!

LogansRogue: Hello Findle
LogansRogue: (psst, this is an interview - be very cool and conceited!)
LogansRogue: Any time this century would be nice - yoohooo!
LogansRogue: Folks, it seems he's shier than Anna Paquin in a gruelling interview about Logan/Rogue chemistry...
LogansRogue: Maybe he fell and hit his head...
LogansRogue: Medic?
LogansRogue: Hello? Is this thing on?
LogansRogue: We lost our satellite link!!
Findle1: sorry
Findle1: just got home - was getting dinner
Findle1: what's up
Findle1: LOL
Findle1: Anna won't talk about it, huh?
LogansRogue: No, Anna thinks he's hairy. I think she's in denial about how fuckable Hugh is.
Findle1: HAHAHAHAHA
Findle1: good, then she's actually smarter than anyone at Renpics
LogansRogue: I'm interviewing you.
Findle1: you are?
Findle1: ok
Findle1: sorry
Findle1: interviewing for what?
LogansRogue: I'm interviewing you for my amazing new Online Journal
LogansRogue: Which will be incredibly wonderful when I'm famous and everybody loves me.
Findle1: oh
Findle1: ok
Findle1: makes sense
Findle1:
Findle1: yes?
LogansRogue: You keep talking out of sequence!! It makes pasting it into the Journal thingo hard...
LogansRogue: I'm being as obnoxious as Dawn during a Riley Sleepover Party.
Findle1: ack, sorry
Findle1: LOL
LogansRogue: Okay, Mr. K. Boyd, I'm first going to ask you questions about um... about...
LogansRogue: Gabrielle.
Findle1: alright
LogansRogue: Good. You're in sequence. Now. The Bilious Green Sports Bra... Was it really all that bilious? Discuss.
Findle1: hmmmmmm
LogansRogue: Yup. Asking the hard-hitting questions is our Nacey!
Findle1: it was bilious enough to be included in a fanmade nickname
Findle1:
LogansRogue: Right... so obviously they had to change it... but when her tops started getting smaller, it started getting ridiculous, didn't it?!
Findle1: right
Findle1: ridiculous
Findle1: right
LogansRogue: But... You DIDN'T COMPLAIN!!!
Findle1: um
LogansRogue: You're going to plead the 5th aren't you?
Findle1: I felt that the costume changes matched the character changes within a total character-arc
Findle1:
LogansRogue: Findle... this season she was dressed in a barely-there FARM GIRL DRESS!
LogansRogue: She made Floor-Show Columbia look well covered!
Findle1:
Findle1: there was a REASON for that, within the ep
LogansRogue: There was, was there?
Findle1: she had to..er....stall
Findle1: and there were these beefy warlord guys
Findle1: and so she figured, the only way to protect Ares was to...play the slutty farmer wife
Findle1: she was *very* convincing
LogansRogue: BZZZT!!!
LogansRogue: ZZ-ZZ-ZZZZT!!
LogansRogue: No SPOILING!!
LogansRogue: I SPANK YOU!!!
Findle1: GAH
Findle1: SORRY
Findle1: um
Findle1: but HEY
Findle1: you ASKED
Findle1: hmmmm?
LogansRogue: Did I say - "Please Mr. Findley K. Boyd - spoil one of few Ares eps in the sixth season for me! OH PLEASE!"
LogansRogue: Did I?!
Findle1: um
Findle1: sorta
LogansRogue: NON!!
LogansRogue: You lie! We're moving on now
LogansRogue: Buffy
LogansRogue: Is it just me, or is she totally fuckable?
LogansRogue: Not that I'd want to personally, it just seems many men want to.
Findle1: this is a trick question?
LogansRogue: No it isn't.
Findle1: many men do
Findle1: to be honest
Findle1: Willow does it for me
Findle1: wowza
LogansRogue: She's a MOUSE!
Findle1: gotta get her off that team though
LogansRogue: You mean the Fish Team?
Findle1: oh man
Findle1: you said it, I didn't
Findle1: *G*
LogansRogue: Yes, yes I did. Because I'm cutting edge I tells ya!
LogansRogue: Not afraid of the facts baby!
Findle1: of course!
LogansRogue: Xander - Hero waiting to come into his own, or Buffy Boff Boy waiting for his turn?
Findle1: both
Findle1: hmmm
Findle1: while Spike and Angel are fighting over her, he'll nail her
LogansRogue: Do you think there'll be time for sex toys and condiments?
LogansRogue:

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Hopefully things will behave themselves this time around. I'm chatting to Karen. Karen is my boo buddy bo uddy bonana fanna fo fuddy fee fy mo muddy, bud-dy! Karen left, but Findle is here now. I'll say hello to Findle. Hmm... I wonder...

Hello and welcome to my wonderful interview with Findley K. Boyd - Very Good Friend of Nacey!

LogansRogue: Hello Findle
LogansRogue: (psst, this is an interview - be very cool and conceited!)
LogansRogue: Any time this century would be nice - yoohooo!
LogansRogue: Folks, it seems he's shier than Anna Paquin in a gruelling interview about Logan/Rogue chemistry...
LogansRogue: Maybe he fell and hit his head...
LogansRogue: Medic?
LogansRogue: Hello? Is this thing on?
LogansRogue: We lost our satellite link!!
Findle1: sorry
Findle1: just got home - was getting dinner
Findle1: what's up
Findle1: LOL
Findle1: Anna won't talk about it, huh?
LogansRogue: No, Anna thinks he's hairy. I think she's in denial about how fuckable Hugh is.
Findle1: HAHAHAHAHA
Findle1: good, then she's actually smarter than anyone at Renpics
LogansRogue: I'm interviewing you.
Findle1: you are?
Findle1: ok
Findle1: sorry
Findle1: interviewing for what?
LogansRogue: I'm interviewing you for my amazing new Online Journal
LogansRogue: Which will be incredibly wonderful when I'm famous and everybody loves me.
Findle1: oh
Findle1: ok
Findle1: makes sense
Findle1: <clears throat>
Findle1: yes?
LogansRogue: You keep talking out of sequence!! It makes pasting it into the Journal thingo hard...
LogansRogue: I'm being as obnoxious as Dawn during a Riley Sleepover Party.
Findle1: ack, sorry
Findle1: LOL
LogansRogue: Okay, Mr. K. Boyd, I'm first going to ask you questions about um... about...
LogansRogue: Gabrielle.
Findle1: alright
LogansRogue: Good. You're in sequence. Now. The Bilious Green Sports Bra... Was it really all that bilious? Discuss.
Findle1: hmmmmmm
LogansRogue: Yup. Asking the hard-hitting questions is our Nacey!
Findle1: it was bilious enough to be included in a fanmade nickname
Findle1: <straight face>
LogansRogue: Right... so obviously they had to change it... but when her tops started getting smaller, it started getting ridiculous, didn't it?!
Findle1: right
Findle1: ridiculous
Findle1: right
LogansRogue: But... You DIDN'T COMPLAIN!!!
Findle1: um
LogansRogue: You're going to plead the 5th aren't you?
Findle1: I felt that the costume changes matched the character changes within a total character-arc
Findle1: <straight face>
LogansRogue: <blinks> Findle... this season she was dressed in a barely-there FARM GIRL DRESS!
LogansRogue: She made Floor-Show Columbia look well covered!
Findle1: <raises hand>
Findle1: there was a REASON for that, within the ep
LogansRogue: There was, was there?
Findle1: she had to..er....stall
Findle1: and there were these beefy warlord guys
Findle1: and so she figured, the only way to protect Ares was to...play the slutty farmer wife
Findle1: she was *very* convincing
LogansRogue: BZZZT!!!
LogansRogue: ZZ-ZZ-ZZZZT!!
LogansRogue: No SPOILING!!
LogansRogue: I SPANK YOU!!!
Findle1: GAH
Findle1: SORRY
Findle1: um
Findle1: but HEY
Findle1: you ASKED
Findle1: hmmmm?
LogansRogue: Did I say - "Please Mr. Findley K. Boyd - spoil one of few Ares eps in the sixth season for me! OH PLEASE!"
LogansRogue: Did I?!
Findle1: um
Findle1: sorta
LogansRogue: NON!!
LogansRogue: You lie! We're moving on now
LogansRogue: Buffy
LogansRogue: Is it just me, or is she totally fuckable?
LogansRogue: Not that I'd want to personally, it just seems many men want to.
Findle1: <looks around> this is a trick question?
LogansRogue: No it isn't.
Findle1: many men do
Findle1: to be honest
Findle1: Willow does it for me
Findle1: wowza
LogansRogue: <smacks Findley> She's a MOUSE!
Findle1: gotta get her off that team though
LogansRogue: You mean the Fish Team?
Findle1: oh man
Findle1: you said it, I didn't
Findle1: *G*
LogansRogue: Yes, yes I did. Because I'm cutting edge I tells ya!
LogansRogue: Not afraid of the facts baby!
Findle1: of course!
LogansRogue: Xander - Hero waiting to come into his own, or Buffy Boff Boy waiting for his turn?
Findle1: both
Findle1: hmmm
Findle1: while Spike and Angel are fighting over her, he'll nail her
LogansRogue: Do you think there'll be time for sex toys and condiments?
LogansRogue: <checks satellite linkage...>
Findle1: we'll have to ask the smut writers
LogansRogue: You heard it here first, folks! Findley totally avoided the question!
LogansRogue: Do you think there's a secret Evil! school for producers and writers where they go to learn how to be as agonizing and as painful in their decisions towards their characters as they can possibly manage? Taking Rob "Let's Fuck Up A Good Show" Tapert and Joss "Let's Screw Over a Sad Soul" Whedon as good examples of that skill?
Findle1: you can teach stupidity?
LogansRogue: Ba-Doom-boom-CHING!! And he's here all week folks!
LogansRogue: Findley! It's been a dubious honour!
Findle1: <bows>
LogansRogue: And for God's sakes, do something about that rash!
LogansRogue: It's disgusting!
Findle1: thank you for having me...here, to interview, I mean
Findle1: yes m
LogansRogue: Not a problem. I live to humiliate.

And that's all the time we have for this entry. Join me next time for more pointless drivel (Which will probably be in five minutes cause this is too much damned fun).

--Nacey.