My cat is fucking nuts.

[logansrogue]

Here follows an account of a true event. Screen-names were changed to protect the innocent.

Nacey: Rogue found me!!
Sandy: Yay! Smart kitty!
Nacey: love ahoy!
Sandy: *Rogie smooches*
Nacey: yup!
Sandy: Does she make this "chirrup" happy noise when she finds you? My cat, when we had one, used to make that noise when she was happy.
Nacey: awww
Nacey: not quite
Nacey: It's more a ''prrrt"
Sandy: Yeah, like that. It was very high-pitched and it sounded like "brrphhrrt!"
Nacey: rogue's isn't high pitched but she has a low voice for a girl
Sandy: Wink had a very high-pitched meow (the siamese in her).
Nacey: Now she's climbing under my sheets
Nacey: under my blankie
Sandy: LOL!
Nacey: In the space my legs make when all bent up
Sandy: Is she purring loudly?
Nacey: AEIIIEEE
Nacey: SHE JUST CLAWED MY POONANIE!
Nacey: SE DID IT AGAIN!
Sandy: AHHHH!
Nacey: She's SO LUCKY I have a PAD ON
Sandy: Yeah!
Sandy: OMG.
Nacey: Maybe she smells the blood or something
Nacey: AIEE
Nacey: AGIAN
Sandy: You need to remove her stat!
Nacey: she did it again!!!
Sandy: Holy shit!
Nacey: Now I squish her with feets
Nacey: OHHHHH
Nacey: IT's my pad!
Nacey: It's made of plastic!
Nacey: She has a thing for plastic bags and this has wings
Sandy: Oh Gawd!
Nacey: That's the craziest shit ever
Sandy: Your cat is nuts.
Nacey: Absofuckin'lutely


Kittens, man. Mad shit!!!

Comments

[berenicepotter.livejournal.com]

Ctas are nuts. And people toy with them http://www.knitemare.org/cats/index.php?type=1

[berenicepotter.livejournal.com]

I'm being random, have you seen this? http://youtube.com/watch?v=vEdzgwURJIk&mode=related&search=

[brentdax.livejournal.com]

Oy. My cat, Mocha, has the same plastic fetish; fortunately I don't have the, uh, equipment you do. Makes me wonder if my sister has to deal with that, though...

[david-suchet.livejournal.com]

love your journal, truly inspiring! cats are the funniest creatures!

[lykeleia.livejournal.com]

HAHA LOL! The most my cat ever does while I'm on the computer is suddenly job into my lap, or in front of me onto the keyboard to get my attention which makes the computer very unhappy, and what I'm typing look like this: jhdkjahfjbcvzcbjsdjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjcnnck

[mawaridi.livejournal.com]

o_O!!!

[onlymyhobby.livejournal.com]

LOL psycho maxi kitty!

[windtear.livejournal.com]

Makes me glad the most Kashira ever did was snitch an unused tampon and start playing football.

[kalika-vampyre.livejournal.com]

Rogue's older brother has a thing for plastic bags as well.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Wolverine?

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

BWahahahhaa!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Awww, I love cat macros!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

YESSS!! OMG! I LOVE YUL BRYNNER!!! *dies of laughter*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Hahaha thanks! I never thought my journal could be described as 'inspiring' of all things. Heh. Cats are pretty hilarious sometimes!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

My cat does it when I'm trying to use my laptop in bed. Tit-bucket. LOL!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

>_

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

HAhahaha. Yeah, I don't understand the kitties, why they like certain things.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

LOL! Did she walk around with it in her teeth like dead prey?

[kalika-vampyre.livejournal.com]

Yup.
Goes nuts for them.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha. My brother loved Wolverine. I loved Wolverine - he's a beautiful cat! His little brother Zapp is looking a lot like him, except silver. :D

[berenicepotter.livejournal.com]

*grins* I know, that's the main reason I showed you xD Happy you liked it :D

[windtear.livejournal.com]

No, just kicked it around.

It's rather surreal and a not-pleasant surprise to be ironing, look up, and see a tampon fly across a doorway....

[lykeleia.livejournal.com]

:D