Why am I awake?

[logansrogue]

It's 5:42 and I'm not asleep. I went to bed at 9:30 or so cause I was sleepy, wrote for a bit, read for a bit, then went to sleep reasonably at 10:30.

I'm awake, but I'm getting sleepy again. I could go back to bed but I'd feel bad about it.

I've exhausted my supply of thoughtless fun on the net. I've read Go Fug Yourself, ONTD, bad_penny, fandom_wank, lkh_lashouts, and they STILL haven't updated weepingcock yet (I applied. If they just let me join I have some great stuff to spork!).

Lenny's in. That makes me happy. I've been RPGing my brains out, actually. Too much fun.

Comments

just to entertain you :-)

[sweetinstigator.livejournal.com]

ah , i can't sleep either. have a laugh ^_^

a man to his wife

dear wife,

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

2. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.

3. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints! do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem! See a doctor.

9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and! void after 7 days.

10. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

12. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

13. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

14. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

16. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

17. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

18. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

19. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really.

20. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

21. You have enough clothes.

22. You have too many shoes.

23. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know
men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


funny because most of it is true ;-)

Re: just to entertain you :-)

[berenicepotter.livejournal.com]

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Re: just to entertain you :-)

[berenicepotter.livejournal.com]

That was supposed to be a ''<.<''...

Yeah...stupid LJ. LOL

Re: just to entertain you :-)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

If that man was my husband, he'd so be kicked out by now. Just - so many things wrong with that that I don't accept. LOL!

Re: just to entertain you :-)

[starfyre01.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no kidding! That's what I'd call a major dickhead.

[dclore.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what time it is over there now so I'll just hope that you got to sleep okay...or if not you'll be so tired tonight that you actually get some sleep.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Well I didn't really NEED to go to sleep, but I did anyway. And slept in till 4 o'clock.

My body is really screwed LOL.

[dclore.livejournal.com]

So's mine. I do night shifts so my body clock is just totally whacked!