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[logansrogue]

YOU! Cake or death?

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[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

And exactly what kind of cake are we talking about???

[nephron.livejournal.com]

Cake, of course.

I have a mind-numbingly simple cupcake recipe which still tastes better than most of the recipes for adults I've seen.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Eddie's not a choice. Cake or death? :P

[leopardeternal.livejournal.com]

Cake, expecially if its rocky road

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Oh... all right! Wine?

[nicoli-dominn.livejournal.com]

Depends on the cake. If it's chocolate or angel food, I choose death.

However, if it's rum cake or tomato soup cake, I choose cake. Mmmm.

[quintvisk.livejournal.com]

cake for sure. Im good with any pastry

[roguewords.livejournal.com]

CAKE!!!!!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Very well! Give her cake! (We're gonna run out of cake at this rate!)

Einy Meany Myny Moe.

[flyingreptile.livejournal.com]

Cake...

wait... whose death? ;)

[shimmiwyld.livejournal.com]

Someone is trying to be Marie Antoinette methinks.

If Death is just a hot guy in a robe with a scythe... can he BRING me the cake? *licks lips* Or even be COVERED in the cake? *_* Mmmmm.... cake-covered hot!boy Reaper...

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

No no no. I'm being Eddie Izzard. :)

But I'll give you cake instead.

[myemmie.livejournal.com]

Well, I would say cake.....but seeing as how you only had three bits, and the others are already taken.....

I'll go with the chicken as well. :-)

Executive transvestites = love. (And female drag queens, too, of course!)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

"So that's my choice? Or death?!" TEEHEE!

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE!!

Why would I want death??! :-O

[dejaspirit.livejournal.com]

CAKE.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Very well! Give her cake!

[amezri.livejournal.com]

DEATH! I mean, cake. Wait... no, definitely cake.

CAAAAKE!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute! You said DEATH!

[sugaryfun.livejournal.com]

Er...I'll have cake please.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Very well! *hands you cake*

[3starsinmyeyes.livejournal.com]

cake!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

We're out of cake.

[crzydemona.livejournal.com]

Today?

... Death please.

(Although, I don't expect to be a HARSH death... after all, this is Church of England)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Oh. Nobody's ever asked for death before. (looks to the rest of the Church of England) Do we even DO death? We used to? Oh. Well, okay... put your head here...

[k-t18.livejournal.com]

Cake please!

[mauderaux-toxic.livejournal.com]

Cake. Mmm.

[unwritten-words.livejournal.com]

Cake!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Sorry. We're out of cake!

[theriverdark.livejournal.com]

I think I must be missing a reference to something here because what the heck kind of question is that? Of, course, cake over death. Heck, I'd take broccoli over death!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Uhm... it's a skit from a British transvestite stand-up comic. He was comparing the Church of England to Catholicism. In that the Church of England is painfully nice these days.

The Anglican faith doesn’t have that. You’ll never go, “Vicar, I have done many bad things.”

“Well, so have I.”

“What shall I do?”

“Well, drink five Bloody Mary’s and, uh, you won’t remember.”

And because we – uh – the Anglican faith has a lack of – had a lack of principles for a long time. You can’t get really headstrong about it. You can’t – you can’t, say, you know, like, the – the – the – the Islamic jihads that we hear bout. We get scared about those Islamic jihads. I think we do assume that everyone who is – uh…is, uh, into the Islamic religion is having a jihad every other bloody day. There’s a lot of very relaxed Islamic people, and we got to understand – remember, this is very important – and we do assume that jihads are just like, you know – j – everyday three jihads, uh, just issued by e – every individual. It just seems they’re everywhere – “The fruit shop shortchanged me! A fucking jihad on them.”

Bump into someone, say, “Hey! A fucking jihad on you!”

“How many jihads have you got going now, Dad?” “Well, 24.”

“God, it’s difficult to keep up with them.” I just don’t think that’s happening.

So, um, but you can’t do that in Church of England. You ca – you can’t say, “You must have tea and cake with the Vicar, or you die!” You – you can’t have extreme points of view, you know. The Spanish Inquisition wouldn’t have worked with Church of England. “Talk! Will you talk!”

“But it hurts!”

“Well, loosen it up a bit, will you? Fine…”

Cause that’s what it would be. “Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death!”

Students would be, “Tea and cake or death! Tea and cake or death! Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!”

Ca – you know, cause, “Cake or death?” That’s a pretty easy question. Everybody – anyone could answer that. “Cake or death?”

“Uhh, cake please.”

“Very well! Give him cake!”

“Oh, thanks very much. It’s very nice.”

“You! Cake or death?”

“Uh, cake for me, too, please.”

“Very well! Give him cake, too! We’re gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?”

“Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry…”

“You said death first, ah ha, ah ha, death first!”

“Well, I meant cake!”

“Oh, all right. You’re lucky I’m Church of England!”

“Cake or death?”

“Uh, cake please.”

“Well, we’re out of cake! Well, we only had three bits and we didn’t expect such a rush. So what do you want?”

“Well, so my choice is ‘or death?”

“Well, have the chicken then, please. Taste of humans, sir. Would you like a white wine? There you go, thank you very much. Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?”

“Uhh, I asked for the vegetarian.”

“Ah, yes, the vegetarian, yes, there we go, Mr. Hitler. There we go… Like a little wine? Thank you very much…you Nazi shithead.” So, yeah.

[shadzane.livejournal.com]

Death! No, no, just kidding... cake, of course!