Testing this Model's secret pore cleansing 'mud'

[logansrogue]

It'd be more aptly described as the very source of all Strawberry's Shortcake's evil power of fruit scent. Do you know how many of those dolls had to die ot make this mud I'm wearing? It's clear, it's pink and it's VERY BERRY. It's strong as shit and I can feel it eat away at my skin. GREAT! Who needs laser therapy or having your skin sanded off when you have CHEMICALS?! Shall tell you how it goes when I peel this evil vile muck off. For real. Like, this is the shit that was flowing under New York in Ghostbusters 2. My face is going to start dancing when someone plays a bad version of "Taking me Higher and Higher."

ETA: Awww yeah. Strawberry Shortcake shot her special berry napalm at my pores! My skin is now silky smooth and uber tingly! Be careful never to get this shit in your hair, cause it'll clump and be hard to get out unless you wet your hair and wash it out. *nods* Mmm, fresh skin away from bad dirt and grime!

Comments

[myemmie.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, that sounds very cool. I love the seriously tingly stuff! What's it called?

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Model's Secrets, Pore Cleansing Mud. *nods* Dunno if it's available in America.

Dude... there's a spelling mistake in your icon. Which is sad cause it seriously rocks.

[myemmie.livejournal.com]

Aaaaahh! You're right! It should be recommend. I just left her a comment so it can be fixed. There were a lot of funny ones made, but this is my favorite!
Have you seen that web page, btw? It's soooo hilarious.

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/