Okay okay okay

[logansrogue]

Wanna hear the cutest thing ever? Fer real. Fer really real.

Ready?

Okay.

My cat Xena... meows in her sleep!!!!!!! *BWAHAHAHAHHAHA* Isn't that ADORABLE?! I got something more adorable... hang on - s'gonna take me a minute to uppa-load it..

By the way? I spilt Baileys all over my boobies... *pout* Now I need more. Aargh. They're all pale and sticky... EEP!

I ranned out of Baileys. *pout*

Question... why can't I drink something alcoholic without spilling it all over myself? Why can't I drink anything NON-alcoholic without doing the same? I think I have a drinking problem (If you get that ref, you get a snog).

I think I want to hump my desktop. Mmm. Charlie. *purrs*

You know, I can't get the ultra cute picture of my cat up. Both computers are like "OMGWTFUSB!" so - uhm... I'm going to have to show it to you another time. When I'm sober. The build up is perfect for it now... but nooOOOoo, the computer is being a little bitch!

I lost my cat. She was in my room but I dunno where she went! *sniffle* By the way - the chick in the PaintShop Pro 8 startup screen? Totally looks like Macauly Culkin in drag. S'disturbin'.

Ooooh the moon is pretty! It's so big and bright! *woo*

Now, I'd like to point out to the Prime Minister - see? Look? Me drunk? Am I trying to bash up Lebanese people? No. I might try to sleep with some of the cute ones (mmm, Middle Eastern looking :-P ) but trying to kick them out of the country? No. Not me. I'm an experiment that proves otherwise! Hah!

This was supposed to take five minutes. It's ended up taking me an hour because:

- I kept trying to upload the pics at original size. That's a 1.3 meg JPG, folks. Yes, I am not with it.
- There are nine pictures, not just one.
- I keep getting distrated by LJ messages and aborting my uploads by accident.

So there they are - finally. The cute pictures of Lenny:




Me and Lenny. How AWESOME does my hair look in this shot?! It doesn't look good at all in small size. You'll just have to take my word for it. Bounteous mahogany wavy curls that make men cream their pants and girls hiss with envy. Yeah. Right.


MOOSHY-FACE!


Wuh-OH! HIGH ON CATNIP!


MUST... ATTACK... CAMERA!!


Aww, he so high he's licking himself...


This is Lenny. He wants his nightly treat of a little piece of cheese...


Please Mummy... please?


I love you extra special much... please?

And here it is folks - the cutest picture EVER...


Please... I can ... almost... TOUCH IT!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

If that doesn't melt your heart then you don't have one! Just... a lump of hard coal with pointy sharp icicles hanging off it. LOOKIT THE EYES! THE PAW!! *melts*

Okay, I'm biased. But if that was in the street begging you for food, and you denied it - could you live with yourself? I ask you...



Okay, it's three am, I have to record something for poor miscard tomorrow at noon, and I'm nearly out of wine. (I know, I've mixed my drinks - I'm a horror).

Love you all darlings, have a fabulous weekend!

Love and kisses,
Nancy.

Comments

[starfyre01.livejournal.com]

That's funny about Xena doing that. Ollie sometimes whimpers in his sleep and has occasionally managed to wake himself up by barking in it.

Oh, Lenny looks great! Awww...

[drewcypher.livejournal.com]

Was that ref from "Airplane?"

[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

AWWWW! Your kitty is so cute! I like the camera attack picture best! XDD

Here's my kitty:

[berenicepotter.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (x1000) OH MY GODNESS. That made laugh so much. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ''MUST... ATTACK... CAMERA!!'' LOLOLOLOL That totally reminds me to Milciades when he attacks my foot! I have to take him a pic when he does that! LOLOl And the asking for food ones? OMG. SOOO FUNNY!

*calms down* Ahem, now, Nancy... calm down with the alcohol, girl, remember the BUZARDA LOL

[nousia.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwww. But eee, the claws!

Hehe Nancy you're so cute when you're drunk. XD

And very ot but - you have pretty hair. :)

[gimmick-game.livejournal.com]

My doggie Ozzy barks in his sleep,. he also kicks his legs like he's chasing something.


Such a cute kitty! My kitty Rukia has about the same pattern and the same pudgey face, but she's much darker, almost black.


And the drinking problem ref is Airplane... boo ya. And I have the same problem.... *sweatdrops*



(PS- Your posts are quite funny while you are drunk heehee)

[lady-pru.livejournal.com]

That is sweet. I should take pics of our new kittens. They all live outside, but every time we open the door, they try to run inside.

Pru.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha. Animals are awesome. Love my kitten-de-bitten.

Isn't he ADORABLE?! *laugh*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Yes! Ding-ding-ding! "Don't call me Shirley."

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

MEEBLE! CUTIE! *cuddles and kisses the kitty*

By the way? I totally want to do rude things to your icon.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Please do take more photos of your cat - he's GORGEOUS!

Oh, and I wasn't that drunk, it was just like, a tiny bit of wine and some baileys. So yeah. Not that gone, a little bit goes a long way with me.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

He would never use those claws on a person, he's a very peaceful cat!

*blush-giggle*

Oh - thank you! It was just washed - it gets all curly like that :)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Hehehe! Animals make me go stupid! Rukia sounds gorgeous!!

Yep, the ref was Airplane!

Hah! I don't do it very often, but it's fun cause usually I'm a very happy drunk.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Oh - PLEASE DO! I LOVE KITTENS!!!

[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

Your kitty is just SO CUTE in the santa hat! XDD Your icon promotes cutesy giggle fits. Mine promotes many a lustful thought!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Your icon promotes indecent behaviour to a certain curly-haired mathematician. (I had a dream about him last night - I was a succubus haunting him. BWahahahahaha).

And you think that's cute - you should see Lenny in his pirate's outfit! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/nacey/cats/IMGA0372.jpg)

*humps your icon*

[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

That is the CUTEST outfit! Aisha HATES her 3 musketeers costume (I have one for her and one for each of our 2 dogs)!

I would have licked my icon already if that wouldn't equal my being disturbed...

[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

And you're welcome to it if you want. XDD I have some of your Charlie icons saved on my harddrive somewhere.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Yes. Disturbed. Must remind self that it is disturbing to lick screen. *wipes*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Aww, you're sweet! *giggle* I might save it somewhere, yes indeed.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Make that, OH PLEASE! I DO LOVE KITTENS!

[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

Yea...and it's bad for the monitor too.

[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

XDD I wouldn't mind fulfilling his Christmas fantasies! *sticks bow to her hair and ties mistletoe around her neck*

[pooxs.livejournal.com]

Twinkle snores and snuffles and twitches, but I'm sure most cats do too. Twinkle does the paw out thing too, it's veeeerrry cute :D

that first pic of you looks a lot like I did when I was 15/16.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Really? Weird. Only cause you can't see my old saggy face LOL!

[originalnilson.livejournal.com]

I thought it was from "Flying High".

[originalnilson.livejournal.com]

*coughs* Bullshit! *coughs*. Well he's never hurt me without me encouraging him hehehe. He's nowhere near as bad as Melma.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Same thing, you dag!!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Look, if you start rowling (HAWHAW) him up, he'll respond. He doesn't know he's hurting you! He's a gentle cat most of the time, and if a kid is sitting there patting him and he doesn't feel like it, he'll put up with it. He's *very* patient for a cat.

Yes. Melma has a much shorter temper, but she's way more affectionate so it makes up for it :)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

*mmm* That'd be fuuuun!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Windex is bad for the monitor. I think slag is just gross. LOL!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Riling. Not rowling. I'm a fucking cock-biter.

[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

Slag? Is that Australian slang? Never heard it before!

[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

Don't I know it! *maniacal grin*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Slag = spit. But it's more than just a bit of spit. It's a lot of spit. So it's like, "Ew, dog slag!" Or "This tissue is all slaggy!" :)

[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

The Australian equivalent of slobber! Slag sounds just as gross!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Well, slobber is more of a verb here, than a noun. Slag is multi-purpose. It's also what some people call a trashy woman "What a slag!" I hate that way of using it though.

[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

That's just funny, equating a woman to spit. Gross and tacky, yes, but funny as hell! XDD

[fyrdrakken]

If I had a Santa hat around, I'd try it on a few of the cats. Dizzy would probably lie still for it.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Wow! Maybe you can take a picture of one and pasted it on YAYZ!!1!!.?!

Your cat is a darling cutie!!

[fyrdrakken]

I'm stopping by a craft store tonight (or maybe tomorrow night or later this week, actually) to get a skein of yarn (for the kneesocks I want to be ready to start when my Xmas knitting is done) and look at some of their holiday stuff while I'm in. Maybe I'll pick up a Santa hat while I'm there.