Wanna hear the cutest thing ever? Fer real. Fer really real.

Ready?

Okay.

My cat Xena... meows in her sleep!!!!!!! *BWAHAHAHAHHAHA* Isn't that ADORABLE?! I got something more adorable... hang on - s'gonna take me a minute to uppa-load it..

By the way? I spilt Baileys all over my boobies... *pout* Now I need more. Aargh. They're all pale and sticky... EEP!

I ranned out of Baileys. *pout*

Question... why can't I drink something alcoholic without spilling it all over myself? Why can't I drink anything NON-alcoholic without doing the same? I think I have a drinking problem (If you get that ref, you get a snog).

I think I want to hump my desktop. Mmm. Charlie. *purrs*

You know, I can't get the ultra cute picture of my cat up. Both computers are like "OMGWTFUSB!" so - uhm... I'm going to have to show it to you another time. When I'm sober. The build up is perfect for it now... but nooOOOoo, the computer is being a little bitch!

I lost my cat. She was in my room but I dunno where she went! *sniffle* By the way - the chick in the PaintShop Pro 8 startup screen? Totally looks like Macauly Culkin in drag. S'disturbin'.

Ooooh the moon is pretty! It's so big and bright! *woo*

Now, I'd like to point out to the Prime Minister - see? Look? Me drunk? Am I trying to bash up Lebanese people? No. I might try to sleep with some of the cute ones (mmm, Middle Eastern looking :-P ) but trying to kick them out of the country? No. Not me. I'm an experiment that proves otherwise! Hah!

This was supposed to take five minutes. It's ended up taking me an hour because:

- I kept trying to upload the pics at original size. That's a 1.3 meg JPG, folks. Yes, I am not with it.
- There are nine pictures, not just one.
- I keep getting distrated by LJ messages and aborting my uploads by accident.

So there they are - finally. The cute pictures of Lenny:

Me and Lenny. ~~How AWESOME does my hair look in this shot?!~~ It doesn't look good at all in small size. You'll just have to take my word for it. Bounteous mahogany wavy curls that make men cream their pants and girls hiss with envy. Yeah. Right.

MOOSHY-FACE!

Wuh-OH! HIGH ON CATNIP!

MUST... ATTACK... CAMERA!!

Aww, he so high he's licking himself...

This is Lenny. He wants his nightly treat of a little piece of cheese...

Please Mummy... please?

I love you extra special much... please?

And here it is folks - the cutest picture EVER...

Please... I can ... almost... TOUCH IT!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

If that doesn't melt your heart then you don't have one! Just... a lump of hard coal with pointy sharp icicles hanging off it. LOOKIT THE EYES! THE PAW!! *melts*

Okay, I'm biased. But if that was in the street begging you for food, and you denied it - could you live with yourself? I ask you...

Okay, it's three am, I have to record something for poor miscard tomorrow at noon, and I'm nearly out of wine. (I know, I've mixed my drinks - I'm a horror).

Love you all darlings, have a fabulous weekend!

Love and kisses,
Nancy.