Ruby totally stuns me...

[logansrogue]

She walked up to me holding my fuzzy white christmas polar bear in its splendid little red and green waistcoat. She looks at me, stands next to me with those big, innocent dear blue eyes.

Then she brandishes a plastic silver pistol and points it at the side of teddy's head.

"Me shoot the bear?" she asks.

I have no words.

Comments

[shimmiwyld.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you know she has a definite future as a hitman :D

[bingblot.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*
That's classic!!! Precocious! LOL! Thanks for sharing.

[gracie-in-greek.livejournal.com]

O.o

[gemfyre.livejournal.com]

o_O

"Gimme all your jellybeans or the teddybear gets it!"

[connaka.livejournal.com]

me thinks your pirate madness has rubbed off on her. ;)

[miconic.livejournal.com]

Out of the mouths of babes :oD

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

*cough*

[berenicepotter.livejournal.com]

O.O *laughs* Cute. XD

[drewcypher.livejournal.com]

People without children don't realize what evil little f***s they can be. They are all id with a still-developing moral base. I like to call instances like this "learning moments."

Then I go to a closet and laugh.

[nousia.livejournal.com]

Oh man *giggles*