Songs I sing to my cats.
Apr. 21st, 2011 02:05 amSometimes, I sing songs to my cats, and I change the words to those songs so they make sense. Sometimes, it gets funny. Examples:
- "Carry on my waywaaard caaaat! There'll be peace when you are faaat! Put your squishy head to reeest! Don't you meow no more!"
- "WHATCHA doin with all that junk? All that junk sittin' in your trunk? Your bumps! Your humps! Your fluffy kitty rumps!"
- "Squishin' on my titty like you wanted me, callin' me all the time, Jus' like Blondie, check out her kitty behind, it's fat all of the time! Like fat Rogie squishes! What else is in the mishes of Bishes?" (Last bit admittedly makes not one lick of sense, but I sing this when she's meowing incessantly to be in the same room/area as me).
All I can remember for now.
- "Carry on my waywaaard caaaat! There'll be peace when you are faaat! Put your squishy head to reeest! Don't you meow no more!"
- "WHATCHA doin with all that junk? All that junk sittin' in your trunk? Your bumps! Your humps! Your fluffy kitty rumps!"
- "Squishin' on my titty like you wanted me, callin' me all the time, Jus' like Blondie, check out her kitty behind, it's fat all of the time! Like fat Rogie squishes! What else is in the mishes of Bishes?" (Last bit admittedly makes not one lick of sense, but I sing this when she's meowing incessantly to be in the same room/area as me).
All I can remember for now.