Doctor Who: Victory of the Daleks

( As I watch... )

My Dad is so weird.

His idea of treating deadly meningitis?

"Sing them Beatles songs!"

He is so fucking random.

Bad puns

I just kissed my Mum goodnight, and I was leaning down and the corner of my glasses prodded her in the eye. She went "Ow!" and was putting her hand over her eye. I chuckled and said,

"Hey, that's ironic, isn't it?" And then I stopped and let out a hoot of laughter. "No, it's EYE-ronic! HAHA!"

Mum wasn't amused.