Hold the fuckin' phone, yo - GOOD GLUTEN-FREE BREAD!

Mum is an angel. Such an angel, you have no idea.

While she was in Germany she told me she'd eaten this wonderful gluten-free bread that actually tasted bread-y. If any of you are GF, you know how hard this is to find. It's like the Holy Grail of the Gluten-Free Diet. It's up there with Gluten-Free Croissaints and Gluten-Free Doughnuts.

Anyway, she told me last week that she'd bought some GF bread over the net, and I was all, "Oh, that's nice! Awesome!"

I had no inkling of how awesome it really was. It arrived today. It's like a pana sort of bread, brown-ish, with whole grains of something in there. It has an absolutely DELIRIOUS malty taste to it. I don't know how they did it. You sniff it, and it SMELLS like real bread. That wheat-y, delicious smell. Smother it in whatever margarine or whatever you use on bread cause it's a bit dry. And after you've eated it, you can ever-so-slightly taste the grit. That's how you know it's real Gluten-Free bread.

But OH OH OH it's so good! I had it at first with margarine and it was SO NICE. Then I had it with peanut butter! PEANUT BUTTER AND BREAD. OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!

Things I will have with this bread in the future:

- Chicken, avocado and mayonnaise.
- Toasted with vegemite.
- Toasted with BUTTER.
- Just bread and butter.
- A HAM SANDWICH.
- A TURKEY SANDWICH. WITH CRANBERRY JAM.
- FRIED-EGG CHILLI CHUTNEY SANDWICHES. I HAVEN'T HAD THEM SINCE 2004!!!

I'd eat them now but I'm stuffed on bread and fruit. I SHALL ENJOY LUNCH TODAY, Y'ALL.


Okay, the brand, which I've forgotten to tell you. It is:

"RUSTICO" by Schar. The A in Schar has an umlaut over the top. I don't know how to find that on my keyboard, sadly. Oh, if you don't know what an umlaut is, it's those two dots over vowels in German words.

I HEARTILY RECOMMEND THIS BRAND.

The Daily Chill

This is a bouncy chill, my darlings:

In honour of these ladies who are coming to my home town but sadly, I do not have the dosh to see. :(

I tell you what I love about these women and this song. They're just so damned confident, they're not waifs. These are amazons. And they know what they want and they are NOT afraid about asking for it. The men are eager in this clip but not domineering. It's a fun, sexual play between consenting, horny, damned fine people and it's always a joy to watch this music video, and to hear this song.

It's playful female sexuality, it's being young and having fun and I fucking love it.