Happy-Happy Joy-Joy!!

Okay, that subject line is totally dating me. Never mind.

GUESS where I'm posting from?  No really, guess. ...  No idea?   My LOUNGE room.   You know WHY I can post while sitting in my lounge room?  BECAUSE MY LAPTOP IS IN MY LOUNGE ROOM.  MY WORKING LAPTOP.

WHICH ISN'T BROKEN.  CAUSE THE TOSHIBA GUY CHECKED IT AND IT WAS FINE.  IT WAS THE CORD.  WHICH WAS THE WRONG CORD, THE CRAPPIEST, WRONGEST CORD EVER.  THANK YOU DICK SCHMIDTS!   BUT BUT BUT THAT MEANS ALL I HAD TO PAY FOR WAS THE NEW CORD.

AND HE EVEN SHOT AIR INTO MY PUTER TO CLEAR THE HEAT SINK.

SO MY PUTER IS FINE.   FINE.  ABSOLUTELY FINE.   I AM SO EXCITED I AM STUCK IN ALL-CAPS!!!

I AM SO HAPPY IT'S TIME TO BUST OUT SOME O' PICARD'S BEST MOVES, BISHES!!!

(BUT I AM STILL SELLING CHRISTMAS CARDS).