Oct. 19th, 2009
Dear GoDaddy.
Oct. 19th, 2009 09:49 amDear GoDaddy,
What is your major malfunction?! I heard you were good! YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY. You tell me to upgrade my hosting plan to use Joomla. Then you tell me that my new hosting plan (THAT I COULDN'T REALLY AFFORD) isn't compatible with Joomla.
WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAAAT?!
Why are you doing this to me!? Why won't you let me just build my fucking website? WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?!
Why did I go with you and not HostGator? I've been with HostGator a month and they're SO FANTASTIC. WHY AREN'T YOU THAT FANTASTIC?! God damn, I wish I could just transfer the entire kit'n'kaboodle over to HostGator and end this travesty!
No love,
A very pissed off Nacey.
What is your major malfunction?! I heard you were good! YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY. You tell me to upgrade my hosting plan to use Joomla. Then you tell me that my new hosting plan (THAT I COULDN'T REALLY AFFORD) isn't compatible with Joomla.
WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAAAT?!
Why are you doing this to me!? Why won't you let me just build my fucking website? WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?!
Why did I go with you and not HostGator? I've been with HostGator a month and they're SO FANTASTIC. WHY AREN'T YOU THAT FANTASTIC?! God damn, I wish I could just transfer the entire kit'n'kaboodle over to HostGator and end this travesty!
No love,
A very pissed off Nacey.
Goal of the day: Start setting up my site MangelComics.com.
1. Install Joomla:
MANUAL: Can't. I forgot my login password so I had to reset it. It will take over 30 minutes to start working again.
AUTO: Can't. It won't recognise my TWICE upgraded hosting plan.
2. Write to GoDaddy to iron out difficulties:
TOUGH SHIT: Won't hear from them for 24 hours. HostGator gets back to me within the HOUR, motherfuckers. I am seriously thinking of switching.
3. Work on MangelComics Logo:
a) Draw rough M on a piece of paper.
b) Scan in M.
CAN'T: My Desktop PC connected to the good scanner has only 256MB remaining because I haven't been policing it lately. Now I have to unload the crap off C and install new HD I bought.
CAN'T: No space for new HD. Must vacate space by moving stuff off D.
CAN'T: Have nowhere to put contents of D,and Mother is unwilling to loan me the space on her 500GB portable drive. For some reason. She is now lending it to me.
c) Go through packed HD in SequoiaView, unload crap.
d) Move stuff off D onto new D via portable HD.
e) Once done (this will take hours), scan in actual glyph.
f) Mail it to my googlemail account.
g) Use it on my laptop to make the fucking logo. This is the straight-forward bit.
End Result: GoDaddy has screwed up my day. FUCK YOU, GODADDY, you SEXIST CUNTS.
1. Install Joomla:
MANUAL: Can't. I forgot my login password so I had to reset it. It will take over 30 minutes to start working again.
AUTO: Can't. It won't recognise my TWICE upgraded hosting plan.
2. Write to GoDaddy to iron out difficulties:
TOUGH SHIT: Won't hear from them for 24 hours. HostGator gets back to me within the HOUR, motherfuckers. I am seriously thinking of switching.
3. Work on MangelComics Logo:
a) Draw rough M on a piece of paper.
b) Scan in M.
CAN'T: My Desktop PC connected to the good scanner has only 256MB remaining because I haven't been policing it lately. Now I have to unload the crap off C and install new HD I bought.
CAN'T: No space for new HD. Must vacate space by moving stuff off D.
CAN'T: Have nowhere to put contents of D,
c) Go through packed HD in SequoiaView, unload crap.
d) Move stuff off D onto new D via portable HD.
e) Once done (this will take hours), scan in actual glyph.
f) Mail it to my googlemail account.
g) Use it on my laptop to make the fucking logo. This is the straight-forward bit.
End Result: GoDaddy has screwed up my day. FUCK YOU, GODADDY, you SEXIST CUNTS.