Oh, Fuck You, Uterus.
Oct. 5th, 2009 08:31 amI love being woken from a gentle slumber by the violent contortions of my bitchy reproductive system. I'm not just talking niggling little cramps, here. I'm talking the sort of cramps where you wake up, clutching your middle, thinking, "Oh my God, has it finally just exploded? Imploded? What the FUCK is going on down there?!" Even though you've been having periods for roughly fifteen years now.
I'm sorry, did I say "love"? I meant, "thoroughly dislike". It's not hate, because hating one's body is sort of a self-defeating behaviour.
Ah fuck it. Cramp came on. Okay, I hate it. ARGH!
I'm sorry, did I say "love"? I meant, "thoroughly dislike". It's not hate, because hating one's body is sort of a self-defeating behaviour.
Ah fuck it. Cramp came on. Okay, I hate it. ARGH!