So this is how you swing a voter?

Dad is very pleased. Very, very pleased.

His pension payment from the government has increased. I'm very pleased because mine has too. I said to him, "Socialism WORKS!" I was half-kidding.

Dad laughed and said. "Rudd's winning me ovah. First the stimulus, then the insulation, and now this."

You don't know how much that amuses me, man.

FUCK YOU, TOM NOOK

OVER 500 BELLS A TURNIP!? I MEAN... WITH THE... AND THE... I ALREADY SOLD ALL MY... I COULD HAVE MADE... FUCK YOU!

OFFS, Austereo!

Kyle Sandilands is again NOT fired.

Jews and Kyle-loathers vomit in their mouths nation-wide. My head impacts the desk yet again.

It's at this point I hope that he says something stupid again. Cause really, it seems like he has a complete inability not to.