Best wedding ceremony ever.

No, it's not the couple dancing to "Forever" by Chris "love pats" Brown.

Hannibal and Myshell's wedding HD from tonje Nordgaard on Vimeo.

It's a pity we didn't see this one go viral. It was better done and there were dancing children.

Fuck you, ALP.

"You can't always get what you want, but you can get what you need."

Well. I am sure a lot of these straight, privileged douche-sticks would be pretty damned lost without their wives. I'm sure they feel they even NEED their wives. As much as queer people need the loves of THEIR lives.

We NEED marriage. Australia will never, ever be a land where we can rejoice being young and free. We will never, ever be free when portions of our population have any less than ALL of their inalienable human rights.

SO, FUCK YOU, ALP.

A great post to read about Kyle & Jackie O debacle...

And I quote:

For the benefit of the uninitiated, Kyle Sandilands is the worst human being Australia has yet produced in its 40,000 years of human habitation. I’m aware that there’s a strong case to be made for Rupert Murdoch but, for all his sins, he’s at least indirectly responsible for broadcasting Futurama; Sandilands is so beyond redemption that he can’t even do something good by accident. In defiance of the law of averages, he has – despite the ability of his smug, leering countenance to infiltrate seemingly every corner of the mediascape – not once made me feel anything other than unbridled contempt. Long ago, in a brief moment of universal happiness and understanding, I even found it in myself to feel sorry for Rob Schneider, yet a base, human connection to Sandilands still eludes me. His wife admits having lesbian fantasies, and you can’t really blame her. Even Zoo Weekly, Australia’s foremost celebration of hate-fueled idiocy, a magazine that isn’t above celebrating serial killers and eroticising corpses, think he’s a useless prick.

The rest may be read here.

Sometimes, TV gets it right.

Channel Nine have a TV show called "Random Acts of Kindness". It's glurge, as Snopes.com define it, but fuck if it isn't the kind of glurge that makes me feel a little better about everything. They just spoilt silly a hair stylist who donated her kidney to a client on dialysis. The woman was so fucking sweet, it's adorable.

Now they're going to spoil an old man who delivers meals on wheels, even though he's probably old enough to get it sent to him himself. Oh, he's been sending it for forty years, and he drives his blind daughter around. HEhehehe! Oh you should see his damned face now that he's been surprised. It's adorable! His face when he met his cricketing hero was gold! So sweet!

ETA4: Apparently, they're exploitative bastards. Typical. (See comments)

ETA: AH! FUCK YOU NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC! FUCK YOU WITH THE DYING BABY IBEXES! *sobs*
ETA2: The narrator just pronouched "machismo" like this: "Ma-CHEESE-mo". ... Ew!
ETA3: Rogue is now watching the ibex fight with great interest.
ETA5: This National Geographic documentary on Ibix? REALLY FUCKING DEPRESSING, YO.

Ok, this was the mood lift I needed...

HAH. CHOKE! CHOKE IT DOWN, KYLE SANDILANDS, YOU UNMITIGATED DOUCHE-STICK!