Mediterranean blood will out.

I think I've earned the right to call myself a wog. I have to shave the back of my legs to get rid of big black random hairs that grow there, and I just pulled a huge black hair out of my top fucking lip.

Fucking androgens!!

ETA: Waxed the fuckers. GOD DAMN that shit hurts! Oh my GOD. No amount of moisturiser can sooth you of that pain. As if women don't suffer enough, us hairy ones have to do this shit to ourselves. Mother-puss-bucket!

Devil's It' Food

I could easily, easily go through an entire 200g block of Cadbury Hazelnut chocolate. That's Cadbury chocolate with hazelnuts in it. It's just too good. I'm stuffing my face on it right now. God. I am also listening to Von Sudenfed - utterly brilliant band. What have you been listening to lately?

Random TV moment.

I'm seeing this repeat of an episode of Insight on SBS that's focusing on Indian students getting abused by fuckwit Aussie yokels with an engorged sense of entitlement, and I'm noticing this one student I thought was strikingly good looking.

I'm really crushing on him and I'm thinking, "Dayamn, I'd love to go to dinner with this guy, he's GORGEOUS." And then I figure it out - he looks like an Indian David Tennant.

God, am I that predictable?!