Megan Fox: Ugly on the Inside.

So, not only does Megan Fox, in one paragraph, manage to malign fellow actress Scarlett Johannson for using big words (that uppity bitch!), she also denigrates a minority by dropping the "R" bomb! She also makes it clear that she's absolutely in love with herself, which is so utterly off-putting, I don't know how to articulate it without reverting to tired cliches. Retches. Crying baby Jesii. You get the picture.

Hey Megan. Why not use that word in front of this little girl?

I've dropped the word in the past, and I am making an attempt not to anymore. Since cutting back on my usage of the word, I've developed my sense of humour a little. Let's see what we can use instead of the word "retard", eh?

- mindless dolt
- jibbering moron
- dead behind the eyes
- empty between the ears
- knuckle-dragging idiot

That's just five off the top of my head. See? That wasn't so hard. And man, don't get me started on the shit she said about ScarJo.