MANBOOB WAR!

Okay motherfuckers, it's time for a MANTITTY WAR!

And I'm not talking flabby shit here, I'm talking muscular, hot, gorgeous men. Or even skinny, hot, gorgeous men. Tasty chesties, that's the name of this game. I'll start it off, you reply with hot mantitty pictures! *rubs hands together*

( One, two, three, for, I declare a MANTIT WHORE, er WAR! )

YOUR TURN! :-P~~

Pain issues.

Oh, I'm in some pain today. I've been in pain every day. I'm in pain the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep. Cramping, specifically.

I was waiting months for the clear to get it taken out, when I stopped and thought, "Wow, it's like having a period all the time." And then last week, I had the PERIOD from hell, and I realised...

I GOT MIRENA SO THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT. And considering it's six months on, there is not going to be a magic turnaround. It is quite clear that my body doesn't want this fucking thing inside of me.

So next week, my doctor is taking it out. But I have to wait till then and today, oh, I am in so much pain, I'm considering taking the second codeine pill. I'd cut down to one and a panadol lately because it would skeeze me out if I took too high a dose.

I'm so sore right now, I don't care about being high, I just want relief. The cramping is so painful, so fucking painful!!!

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Adventures in the Public Health System.

So, I was taken to the emergency department by Dad in the car, Mum was with me.  First some triage nurse tells me that it wasn't a good time to come in, and in my head I'm like, "Yeah, cunt, cause I just decided to fill my empty schedule with three hours in an uncomfortable cold hospital while I'm having the worst uterine cramps of my FUCKING LIFE."

I was seen rather quickly, had an incredibly fucking painful internal exam with a plastic speculum.

I DECLARE A FUCKIN' JIHAD ON THE PLASTIC SPECULUM.

I felt like I was being ripped in fucking half.  IT REALLY FUCKING HURT. 

They checked me out and all was well, apparently.  And despite the fact that I'm doing labour breathing and pelvic rocking to deal with the pain of the cramps, I shouldn't have the fucking Mirena taken out yet.  IT MIGHT STILL IMPROVE!

... Right.  Sure.  Whatever.

If I'm not improved in a week, this motherfucking piece of shit plastic is coming OUT.

I just have to know.

I was watching that show where you have to remember the lyrics of a song and you win money.  It was on tonight here in Australia on Channel Ten.  There was a big woman on it with horribly streaked hair and a lovely husky deep voice.  She got all the lyrics right and was on the last lyric and it was Holiday.  And then I had to go in and get my exam done so I don't know if she won or not.

Did she win?!